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  1. “Abandon the urge to simplify everything, to look for formulas and easy answers, and to begin to think multidimensionally, to glory in the mystery and paradoxes of life, not to be dismayed by the multitude of causes and consequences that are inherent in each experience -- to appreciate the fact that life is complex.” 
    ― M. Scott Peck

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    1. evanm23

      evanm23

      i would tag 

    2. Andrey

      Andrey

      it's k, I don't need the tag

    3. Caesar

      Caesar

      I don't understand your lingo. Too cool for me.

  3. So yeah..... staff training.

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    2. Brutus

      Brutus

      I was here too.

    3. Andrey

      Andrey

      thanks :x

    4. Caesar

      Caesar

      I will admit. I get the lying point. If true, fair enough.

      Oh well. Hope the two enjoy the points. Not like I really care.

  4. I am naturally lazy. So I will let a random generator choose a number between 1 and 10. 6/10. Well done I guess.
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    Irony, pure irony for DayZRP.

    NOT AIMED AT ANYONE, PLEASE APPRECIATE A JOKE.

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    Beans, beans, the musical fruit
    The more you eat, the more you toot
    The more you toot, the better you feel
    So we have beans at every meal!1

     

    Pinto beans, are good for your heart
    The more you eat, the more you fart
    The more you fart, the better you feel
    Pinto beans for every meal

     

    Beans, beans, the magical fruit
    The more you eat, the more you toot
    Down your pants and in your boot 1

     

    Beans, beans, the magical fruit
    The more you eat, the more you toot
    The more you toot, the better you feel
    So why not have beans for every meal (Also, So eat your beans at every meal)

     

    Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
    The more you eat, the more you fart
    The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
    So let's eat beans with every meal1

     

    Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
    The more you eat, the more you fart
    The more you fart, the more you eat
    The more you sit on the toilet seat

     

    Beans, beans, they give you gas
    They make you fart, and burn your ass
    The more you eat, the more it hurts
    So slow down your eating to stop the squirts

     

    Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
    the more you eat the more you fart
    the more you fart the better you feel
    beans, beans for every meal. This line can also be replaced with: "So eat your beans with every meal"

     

    Beans, beans the magical fruit
    The more you eat the more you toot
    The more you toot the better you feel
    So eat good beans with every meal

     

    Beans, beans, they make you fart
    The more you fart the more you poo
    The more you poo the more you do, which makes you wee
    The more you wee the happier you'll be

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    2. Caesar

      Caesar

      Good question young padawan.

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    4. FrostyCat

      FrostyCat

      Na man I ain`t no young padawan. I`m fucking Palpatine

       

  8. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” 
    ― Nicolas Chamfort

  9. Doing those appeals, like a baws.

    Always remember. Please my naem is Nathan.

     

    1. Jamie

      Jamie

      We should not be glorifying perm'ed players. 

       

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