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  1. This is fantastic! Welcome back, one of my favorite people to ever have a hostage
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    BEACH Cassidy: What's your name again? Chrissie Watkins: Chrissie! Cassidy: Where are we going? Chrissie: Swimming! Cassidy: Slow up, slow down! I'm not drunk! Slow down! Wait I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm definitely coming! Wait, slow up! I can swim -- just can't walk or dress myself. Chrissie: Come on in the water! Cassidy: Take it easy. Take it easy. Chrissie: Oh! God help me! God! Argh! God help! Cassidy: I'm coming... I'm coming. Chrissie: It hurts! It hurts! Oh my god! God help me! God please help! BRODY'S HOUSE Martin Brody: How come the sun didn't use to shine in here. Ellen Brody: We bought the house in the fall, this is summer. Ellen: Somebody feed the dogs, huh? Martin: Right. Ellen: See the kids? Martin: They must be in the backyard. Ellen: In Amity, you say: yahd. Martin: There in the yahd, not too fah from the cah. How's that? Ellen: Like your from New York. Michael Brody: Mom I got cut, I got bit by a vampire. Martin: You guys were playing on those swings. Weren't -[Phone rings] Stay off them, I haven't fixed them yet! Ellen: I think you're gonna live. Martin: Hello, yeah ---- what the hell do they usually do, wash up or float or what? Ah nah, nah, nah keep him there. Keep him there, I'll be out in about fifteen... fifteen, twenty minutes. All right. Okay. Gotta go, missing person. season hasn't started nobody's even here yet. Ellen: Listen chief, be careful will ya? Martin: In this town? --- Hey! Ellen: David, lemme get on. I want my cup back! Martin: You'll get it Ellen: Okay. Wave good-bye. Bye! BEACH Martin: Now nobody saw her go in the water? Cassidy: Somebody could have. I was so passed out. Martin: You mean she ran out on ya. Cassidy: No sir! She must have drowned. Look I reported it to ya didn't I? Martin: You live here? Cassidy: Nah, Hartford. I go to Trinity. My folks live in Grenich. Martin: Your folks were born here right? Cassidy: Yeah, I'm an islander. They moved off when my dad retired. You an islander? Martin: No, New York state. You here for the summer. [Whistle] Come on! --- Hold it. Oh Jesus. HEADQUARTERS Polly: Well your up awful early. Is the chief in there? Well chief, what have you got on. Martin: Polly, if this filing system is gonna work, you gotta keep that outdated stuff off my desk - just depending, all right? Polly: Yes chief. Now we got a bunch of calls about that karate school. It seems the nine year olds from the school have been karateing the picket fences. [Phone rings] Chief Brody's office? It's the medical inspector. Martin: Yeah. Polly: Now the fire chief wants you to go over the fourth of July -- Martin: Polly I want the list of all the water activities that the city fathers are planning for today. All right. Polly: Right away? Martin: Hendricks, where do we keep the beach closed signs. Hendricks: We never had any. Martin: No? Citizen: Hey chief, chief, chief! I was trying to find ya chief, there's a damn truck with New Hampshire plates on it smack in front of my store! Martin: Just have him fill out the form. Just fill it out. PARADE Harry: Hey, look what those kids did to my fence. 89 year old with glasses! Martin: With glasses. Harry: And look at this! They did it with their bare hands! Martin: I'll call you in the afternoon , look I promise. HARDWARE STORE Customer: This stuff ain't gonna help me in August. The summer kings come down here in June! You haven't got one thing on here I ordered. Not a beach umbrella, not a sun lounger, no beach balls... If I can't get service from you I'll go and get service... OUTSIDE STORE Hendricks: Chief, chief! Polly sent me to find you to tell you that there's a bunch of boy scouts out on April bay doing their mile swim for their merit badges. I couldn't call them in there's no phones out there. Martin: Okay, c'mon, get out of there. Take this stuff back to the office and get to work on those signs: "Beaches Closed - No Swimming by order of the Amity PD". And let Polly do the printing. Hendricks: What's the matter with my printing? Martin: Let Polly do the printing. Vaughn: Hey! Chief! Chief Brody! PARADE Meadows: Listen we had a shark attack at South Beach this morning mayor! Mayor I ... FERRY Scout Leader: K Albert! C'mon you goof keep your arms up! [Continues to yell at kids] Martin: Charlie take me out to those kids will ya? Vaughn: Martin? Martin, you gonna shut down the beaches on your own authority? Martin: Well, what other authority do I need? Meadows: Well technically you need a civic ordinance or a resolution by a board of selectives - Vaughn: That's just going by the book. We're really a little anxious that you're, uh, you're rushing into something serious here. It's your first summer you know. Martin: What does that mean? Vaughn: I'm only trying to say that Amity is a summer town. We need summer dollars. If the people can't swim here they'll be glad to swim at the beaches of Cape Cod, Hampton, Long Island. Martin: That doesn't mean we have to serve them up a smorgasbord. Meadows: But we never had that kind of trouble in these waters. Martin: But what else could have done that to that girl? Vaughn: Boat propeller? Medical Examiner: Well, I think, uh, possibly, uh, yes a boating accident. A boat - Martin: That's not what you told me over the phone. Medical Examiner: I was wrong. We'll have to amend our reports. Martin: And you'll stand by that? Medical Examiner: I'll stand by it. Vaughn: Martin. A summer girl goes swimming. Swims out a little far. She tires. A fishing boat comes along... Meadows: It's happened before. Vaughn: I don't think you appreciate the gut reaction people have to these things. Martin: Harry, I appreciate it. I'm just reacting to what I was told! Vaughn: Martin, i-it's all psychological. You yell `barracuda!', everybody says `huh, what?'. You yell `shark!' and we've got a panic on our hands on the fourth of July. --- Okay you, you can take us back now. BEACH Alex Kintner: Mom, can I get my raft and go back out in the water? Mrs. Kintner: Lemme see your fingers. Alex Kintner they are beginning to prune. Alex: Just lemme go out a little longer? Mrs. Kintner: Just ten more minutes. Alex: Thanks. [Cuts in on conversation] Councilwoman: It's just a big bother. Listen to me -- Ellen: All I want to know, I just want to know one simple thing. When do I get to become an islander? Councilwoman: Ellen, never! Never! You're not born here -- you're not an islander. Councilman: Hey, Marty. We got a lot of problems downtown but I got a lot of problems at the house I wish you could take care of. One, I've got some cats barking in front of the house, I can't get down to the office. And that garbage truck, next to the office, has got to be moved. So we're going to use a red zone, it's a simple thing you can take care of, you've done it before, k? Ellen: You okay? Martin: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Ellen: Listen, if the kids go in the water and it's wearing you out? Martin: No, no. Ellen: They can... they can play out here on the beach. Martin: All right, let'em go. Harry: It's cold! Huh huh, we know all about you chief. You don't go in the water at all do ya? Martin: That's some bad hat, Harry! Ellen: Chief Brody, you are uptight, that's good, that's it... Sean Brody: Oh do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. Pipit Owner: Pipit! C'mon Pipit, Pipit! Witness: Did you see that? Martin: Get everybody out! Get out! Get out! Sean: Michael! Get outta the water! Mrs. Kintner: Alex?! Alex?! TOWN MEETING Meadows: Alex Kintner is the kid who was missing at the beach. His mother says it was the sharks. Councilwoman: We don't even know that there's a shark around here. Look I can't argue with you; I can't talk to you! Larry! Larry! Do something here! Martin: We have to talk to Mrs. Kintner, because this is going to turn into a contest. Meadows: Look it's not just the Gazette, she's advertising in out of town papers. Now people are gonna be all over New England that are going to know about it! Vaughn: Let's go back to the counsel chambers where we're going to have more room. Martin: Not only that but I'm responsible for public safety around here. Vaughn: Then go out there tomorrow and see that no one gets hurt. Councilwoman: Martin! Martin! Do something here -- Meadows: It's a small story, I'm going to bury it as deep as I can; the ad is going to run in the back along with the grocery ads. Vaughn: Right in here please. Move on in, please. Councilwoman: Look, I have a point of view and I think it speaks for many of the people here. Not only me because I have a motel, how do you feel? Vaughn: Please! Let's have some order! Let's have order please! Any special questions? Chairmember: Uh, is that 3000 dollar bounty on the shark in cash or check? Councilwoman: I don't think that's funny; I don't think that's funny at all. I'm sorry. Vaughn: All right! All right! That's private business between you fisherman and Mrs. Kintner. Martin... would you please? Chief Brody. Martin: Uh, I just... Uh, I just wanna tell you what we're planning so far... Town member: What about the beaches chief? Martin: We're gonna to put on the summer... the extra summer deputies as soon as possible. And then we're gonna try and use, uh, shark spotters on the beach. Councilwoman: Are you going to close the beaches? Martin: Yes we are. We're also planning to bring in some experts from the Oceanographic Institute on the mainland. Vaughn: Only 24 hours. Martin: I didn't agree to that? Vaughn: Only 24 hours. Town member: 24 hours is like 3 weeks! [Sound of nails scratching chalkboard] Quint: Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy... Bad fish. It's not like going down to pond chasin' blue gills or tommy cots. This shark - swallow ya hole. L'il shakin', l'il tenderizin', down ya go. Now we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back the tourists, that'll put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than 3000 bucks chief! I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him... and kill him... for ten! Now you gotta make up your minds. Gonna stay alive and ante up? Or ya wanna play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers; I don't want no mates. There's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. Vaughn: Thank you very much Mr. Quint. We'll, uh, we'll take it under advisement. Quint: Mr. Mayor, chief, ladies and gentlemen. BRODY'S DEN Ellen: Oh! Oh! Oh God! You scared me! Martin: Whoa! You know Ellen? People don't even know how old sharks are? And I mean that they live two, three thousand years? They don't know! Ellen: Martin, enough, enough. You not even going to be able to sleep tonight, here. C'mon. Martin: Thanks. Ellen: Wanna get drunk and fool around? Martin: Oh yeah. Ellen: Hey, Mikey really loves his present. Martin: Where is he? Ellen: Sitting in it. Martin: Good God! All right Michael out of the boat! Michael: It's tied up to the jetty, just sitting in the boat! Sean: Michael! Martin: Get outta that boat! Michael: C'mon dad! Just a little longer! Ellen: Martin! It's his birthday tomorrow! Martin: I don't want him on the ocean! Ellen: His not on the ocean, he's in a boat! He's not gonna go in the water! I don't think he'll ever go in the water again after what happened yesterday! Martin: All right, now don't say that. I don't want that to happen you know that. But I want him to read the boating regulations... the rules, you know, before he goes out on his own. Ellen: Michael! Did you hear your father? Out of the water now! Now! ALONG THE SHORE Charlie: I'm tired. Let's stop, before someone reports us. Jenwirder: Don't worry the chief lives on the other side of the island. Charlie: Am I coming in straight. Jenwirder: Don't worry just keep rowing. Charlie: Better catch something, this is my wife's holiday roast! Jenwirder: Don't worry about it. 3000 dollars buys an awful lot of roast. Charlie: Come and get it! Jenwirder: Tide's takin' it right out. Charlie: Can't we go home? [BACK AT BRODY'S DEN] BACK ALONG THE SHORE Jenwirder: Hey! Charlie: Hey! Hey! He's takin' it! He's takin' it! He's takin' it! Hey! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Jenwirder: Go! Go! Go! Jenwirder: Charlie! Take my word for it! Don't look back! Swim Charlie! Swim! C'mon Charlie! Swim! Swim Charlie! C'mon! Come here boy! C'mon! C'mon Charlie, swim! Come here Charlie! C'mon Charlie, keep movin'! Keep movin' Charlie! C'mon a little more Charlie! Atta boy Charlie! Come here Charlie! Atta boy, atta boy, atta boy Charlie! Charlie: I can't get up! I can't get up! I can't! Jenwirder: Give me your hand Charlie! Just give me your hand! Charlie: I can't get up! I can't get up! Help me! Help me! Jenwirder: C'mon Charlie! C'mon Charlie! Get your feet outta the water! Get your feet out! Atta boy Charlie, atta boy. Charlie: Can we go home now? HARBOUR Hendricks: So then Jenwirder and Charlie sat there trying to catch their breath. And figure out how to tell Charlie's wife what happened to her freezer full of meat. Martin: That's not funny, that's not funny at all. Hendricks: Mrs. Kintner must have put her ad in Field and Stream. Martin: It looks more like the National Inquirer. [Fisherman bickering] Martin: All right, all right, hold it, hold it, hold it. Just, just, just, hold it! [Hooper disembarking] Hooper: Hello. Ben Gardner: Hello back... young feller. How are ya? Say I hope you not going out with those nuts are ya? Martin: Lady would ya? The weak top boat's gotta move out first. You have to move out or he can't get out at all! Hooper: Boys, boys. Don't raise sail, your just going to luff with it. Do you have a paddle on the boat? Fisherman: Yeah I got a paddle. Hooper: So scull outta here. Martin: Thanks. Hooper: Officer, officer! Wait a second, wait a second! Just -- Martin: Hey! How many guys are you going to put aboard that boat! Fisherman: Martin: Yeah? Well that ain't safe! Hooper: Easy! Watch it, that's dynamite. Martin: Hey, what you gonna...what are you doing with that? Where are you going with that?! Fisherman: I going on the boat. Martin: Oh no, no, no! Please, please. Help get those guys out of the boat, will ya please? Hooper: Sure. Gentlemen, gentlemen?! The officer asked me to tell you that your overloading that boat. Fishermen: Ah, get outta here! You ain't going there, what do you care? Hold on there. Hooper: Well then, can you tell me if there's a good restaurant or hotel on the island? Fisherman: Yeah ya walk straight ahead! Ha ha! Hooper: Ha ha they're all gonna die. HARBOUR OFFICE Martin: Polly, listen to me. We got some road block signs outside. Now you.. you... you gotta get somebody to help us. Yeah get those, get those road block signs out on the highway. Because we got more people down here than we can handle. Hendricks: Ya? Martin: What are you doing out there? These are your people, go and talk to them! Hendricks: Those aren't my people! They're from all over the place! Did you see all the license plates out in the parking lot? Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Jersey. I'm all by myself out there! Um, what happened to the extra help we were supposed to be get? Martin: That's not until the fourth of July! Between now and then it's you and me! Hooper: Ah, you know those eight guys in the fan-tail launch out there? Martin: Yeah? Hooper: Well none of them are going to get out of the harbour alive. Martin: Lenny, that's what I'm talking about. You know their first names! Talk to those clowns! Hooper: Everybody seems to be having a really good time today. Martin: Tell me about it. Polly, I'll get back to you. Hooper: Listen, could you tell me how I could find chief Brody? Martin: Who are you? Hooper: Matt Hooper. I'm from the, uh, Oceanographic Institute. Martin: Oh for Christ's sakes! You're the guy we called. I'm Brody, I'm Brody! Hooper: Oh ho ho ho, very glad to meet you. Martin: Yea I'm glad to meet you too! Hooper: Listen, I know you got a lot on your hands right now but uh... Martin: What can we do for you? Hooper: Well I think the best thing for me to do is uh...see the remains of the first victim; the girl on the beach? Martin: Okay fine. Just bear with me will ya? Hooper: Sure. Martin: Thanks. OUTSIDE HARBOUR ON OCEAN Gardner: When we get them silly bastards down in that rock pile, it'll be some fun, they'll wish their fathers had never met their mothers; when they start takin' their bottoms out and slamming into them rocks boy! -- Get away from there ya God damn fool you! What's the matter with you? You wanna swamp us ya crazy son of a bitch!? Fishermen: What are you doing? What are these guys doing out here? What are they doin' back there man?! Tell us what in the hell are they doing back there then!? There chummin' right now. Chumming what in the hell's that? Their tricking the sharks out. Ten thousand dollars divided four ways is what? Watch your starboard! Jesus! MEDICAL EXAMINER'S ROOM Martin: Let's show Mr. Hooper our, uh, hex. Here. Hooper: Ah, victim identified as Christine Watkins. Female Caucasian. Martin: Yeah now, now here's where we have it. Hooper: Probable boating accident. Martin: Yeah. Hooper: The height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains. The torso has been severed in mid-thorax. There are no major organs remaining. May I have a glass of water please? Right arm has been severed, above the elbow with massive tissue loss in the upper musculature. Thank you very much. Partially denuded bone remaining, this was no boat accident. Did you notify the coast guard about this? Martin: No. It was only local jurisdiction. Hooper: The left arm, head to shoulders, sternum and portions of the rib cage are intact. Do not smoke in here! Thank you very much. So this is what happens. Indicates the non-frenzy feeding of a large squalus possibly Unjumanus or Isurus Glaucous. Now, the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis however the attacking squalus must be considerably larger than any normal squalus found in these waters. Didn't you get on the phone to check out these waters? Martin: No. Hooper: Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shark. HARBOUR Meadows: Listen Jenny, I wanna go AP and UPI. I wanna get on the state wire see if Boston will pick it up and go national. Call Dave Axlrod in New York, tell him he owes me a favour. Now this is the shot I want, with everybody and the fish in it. Guys could we please get organized?! I want to get a picture for the paper! Now can we just have the guys -- Martin: Ben Gardner get this? Fisherman: Nah, nah, nah, nah, we caught it. We got it! We got him! Martin: Congratulations! That's swell! That's swell! Thanks a lot! Fisherman: We got it! It's a beauty, ain't it? Meadows: Okay guys! Please, I need a picture for the paper! Come on, clear out of the way please! Just the guys that caught the fish, could just, open it up a little bit please?! I want to get a picture with the guy with the fish?! Come on guys! Come on please?! I need a picture for the paper! Can we get the sign please? Beach closed sign! Please?! Come on I wanna take this shot! Kneel down, just like in high school. One row kneeling, one row standing. Come on just, just get out of the way!! Young fella could you step out of the picture? Fishermen: Hey! Take your with ya! Here we go, here we go, we're ready. Meadows: Thank you. Fisherman: We're ready. Meadows: Can you get that please? How's that? Martin: Larry! Larry you won't believe it! Fisherman: What kind of shark is it? Fisherman: I dunno, I think it's a mako. Fisherman: With a deep throat ! Fisherman: Yeah but what kind? What kind of shark? Hooper: Tiger shark. Fisherman: A what? Vaughn: Hey, we can start breathing again! Ben getting plenty of pictures for the papers? Martin: Oh, you bet he is! Fisherman: What is this bite radius crap?! Fisherman: That is a big mouth! Look at it! Hooper: All I'm trying to tell you is -- Fisherman: Why don't you stuff your friggin' head in there, man, and find out if it's a man-eater! All right?! Hooper: I'm not saying it's not the shark, I am saying is that it may not be the shark. It's just a slight difference in semantics but I don't want to get beaten up for it. Martin: Oh and I want you to meet, uh, Matt... Matt, this is Larry Vaughn our mayor. Hooper: Larry. Vaughn: Hi. Martin: Matt, from the Oceanographic Institute. Hooper: Nice to meet you. Can I talk to you for a second? Background: Terrific uh mayor? Hooper: Martin, there are all kinds of sharks in the waters you know? Hammer heads, white tips, blues, makos and the chances that these bozos got the exact shark -- Martin: Oh! Now there's no other sharks like this in these waters! Hooper: Martin, Martin, it's a hundred to one. A hundred to one. Now I'm not saying that this not the shark -- Martin: Come on! Hooper: It probably is Martin, it probably is! It's a man-eater, it's extremely rare for these waters, but the fact is the bite radius on this animal is different than the wounds on the victim. I just, I want to be sure. You want to be sure. We all want to be sure. Okay? Now what I want to do is very simple. This digestive system of this animal is very, very slow. Let's cut it open, what ever its eaten in the last 24 hours is bound to still be in there. And then we'll be sure. Martin: May be the only way to confirm it. Vaughn: Now look fellas. Let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half ass autopsy on a fish! And I am not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock! Mrs. Kintner: Chief Brody? Martin: Yes? Mrs. Kintner: I just found out, that the girl got killed here last week, and you knew it! You knew there was a shark out there! You knew it was dangerous! But you let people go swimming anyway?! You knew all those things! But still my boy is dead now. And there's nothing you can do about it. My boy is dead. I wanted you to know that. Vaughn: I'm sorry Martin, she's wrong. Martin: No she's not. Vaughn: All right fellas, let's cut this ugly son of a bitch down before it stinks up the whole island. Harv, you and Carl take it out tomorrow and dump it in the drink. BRODY'S DINING ROOM Martin: Come here. Give us a kiss. Sean: Why? Martin: `Cause I need it. Get outta here. Ellen: Hello? Can I help you? Hooper: The door was open, mind if I come in? I'm Matt Hooper. Ellen: Oh! Hi! Ellen Brody. Hooper: Your husband's home. Ellen: Yes, he is. Hooper: I'd really like to talk to him. Ellen: Ah, yes. So would I. Ah, come in. Come in. Can I get you some coffee? Would you like something to drink? Hooper: No, no, nothing thank you, thank you. Ellen: Oh, wine. How nice. Hooper: So how was your day? Martin: Swell. Hooper: Yeah. I got, uh, red and white. I didn't know what you would be serving. Ellen: Oh, that's nice. Hooper: Is anyone eating this? Ellen: No... My husband tells me your in sharks. Hooper: Ahem, excuse me. Well yes I've, I've never heard it quite put that way. But, uh, yes I am. I love sharks. Ellen: You love sharks? Hooper: Yeah, I love them. When I was twelve years old my father got me this boat. And I went fishing off of cape cod, and I hooked a scup and as I was reeling it in I hooked a four and a half foot baby thrasher shark. Who proceeded to eat my boat. Heh, heh, he ate my uh, oar hooks and uh my seat cushions, he turned an inboard into an outboard scared me to death and I swam back to shore. And when I was on the beach, I turned around I actually saw my boat being taken apart and ever since then I, yes, I have been studying sharks and that's why I know that uh I'm gonna go to the institute tomorrow and tell them you still have a shark problem here. Martin: Why would have to tell them that? Hooper: Sorry. Ellen: I'm sorry, I thought uh, you told me the shark was caught, and I, I heard it on the news, I heard it on the Cape station. Hooper: They caught a shark, not the shark. Not the shark that killed Chrissie Watkins and probably not the shark that killed the little boy, which I wanted to prove today by cutting the shark open -- but you, you may want to let that breath for... nothing, nothing. Hooper: You know uh, you're going to be the only rational man left on this island after I leave tomorrow. Ellen: Where are you going? Hooper: I'm going on the Aurora. Ellen: The Aurora? What is that? Hooper: It's a floating asylum for uh, shark uh, . Pure research. Eighteen months at sea. Ellen: Martin hates the boats. Martin hates water, Martin, Martin sits in his car when we go on the ferry to the mainland. I guess it's a childhood thing, it's uh, there's a clinical name for it, isn't there? Martin: Drowning. Listen, is it true that most people that get attacked by sharks in three feet of water? About ten feet from the beach? Hooper: Yeah. Martin: And that, and that, and that before people started to swim for recreation, uh, I mean before sharks knew what they were missing, that a lot of these attacks weren't reported. Hooper: That's right. Martin: Now this shark that, that, that swims alone... Hooper: Rogue. Martin: What's it called? Hooper: Rogue. Martin: Rogue. Rogue. Yeah, now this guy, he, he keeps swimming around in a place where the feeding is good, until the food supply is gone, right? Hooper: Yeah, it's called territoriality. It's just a theory that I happen to agree with. Martin: Then why don't we have one more drink and go down and cut that shark open. Ellen: Martin? Can you do that? Martin: I can do anything. I'm the chief of police. HARBOUR Hooper: We start in the elementary canal... and open the digestive tract. Just like I thought -- Martin: What? Hooper: He came up in the gulf stream... from southern waters. Martin: He didn't eat a car did he? Hooper: No, heh heh heh, a tiger shark's like a garbage can, they'll eat anything. Someone probably threw that in a river. Ah, hoo, that's it. Martin: Better close the beach, call the mayor. Hooper: You've got a bigger problem than that Martin, you still got a hell of a fish out there, with a mouth about this big. Martin: How do we confirm that by morning? Hooper: If he is a rogue and there's any truth to territoriality at all, we've got a good chance of spotting him between Cape Scott and South Beach. Martin: Where you going? Hooper: Were going to find him right now, he's a night feeder. Martin: On the water? Hooper: Well if we're looking for a shark, we're not going to him on the land. Martin: Yeah, but I'm not drunk enough to go out on a boat. Hooper: Yes, you are. Martin: No I'm not. Hooper: Yes, you are. Martin: I can't do that. Hooper: Yes, you can. ON BOAT Martin: I'm telling ya, the crime rate in New York will kill ya. There's so many problems, you never feel like your accomplishing anything. Violence, rip-offs, muggings, kids can't leave the house, you gotta walk `em to school. But in Amity, one man can make a difference. In twenty five years, there's never been a shooting or murder in this town. Hooper: do you want a pretzel? Martin: Where are we? Hooper: We're right in the stretch where he's been feeding. Martin: Do you get the late show on this thing? Hooper: No, it's a closed circuit t.v. system. I have underwater cameras fore and aft. Martin: Who pays for all this stuff? The government? The institute? This stuff costs a lot of money. Hooper: Well I, uh, I paid for this mostly myself actually. Martin: You're kidding. Hooper: No. Martin: You rich? Hooper: Yeah. Martin: Yeah? How much? Hooper: Well personally or the whole family? Martin: Doesn't make any sense? You mean they pay a guy like you to watch sharks? Hooper: Well, uh, it doesn't make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island either. Martin: It's only an island if you look at it from the water. Hooper: That makes a lot of sense. Martin: What is that thing doing? Hooper: Well it's uh, it's a fish finder. It's probably just a school of mackerel or something all flocked together. Wait a minute. There's something else out there. Martin: What is it? Hooper: About a hundred yards, south south west. Martin: Ben Gardner's boat. That's Ben Gardner's boat. Hooper: You know him? Martin: It's all banged up. Sure I know him, he's a fisherman. What happened? Hooper: Look Martin, I gotta go down there and check their hull. Martin: Wait a minute, why don't we just tow it all in? Hooper: We will, we will! I just gotta check something out. Hit the lights for me. Martin: Let's tow it in. Hooper: Don't worry Martin, nothing's gonna happen. Martin: What am I suppose to do while your gone? Hooper: Nothing, absolutely nothing. Don't touch any of the equipment. I'll be back in two minutes. ROADSIDE Martin: This is a Great White Larry, a big one! And any shark expert in the world will tell you it's a killer! It's a man-eater! Hooper: Look the situation, is that apparently a Great White shark has staked a claim in the waters off Amity Island. And he's going to continue to feed here as long as there is food in the water. Martin: And there's no limit to what he's gonna do! I mean we've already had three incidents, two people killed inside of a week. And it's gonna happen again, it happened before! The Jersey beach! Hooper: 1916. There were-- Martin: 1916! Five people chewed up on the surf! Hooper: In one week! Martin: Tell him, tell him about the swimmers! Hooper: A shark is attracted to the exact kind of splashing and activity that occurs whenever human beings go in swimming. You cannot avoid it. Martin: If you open the beaches on the fourth of July, it's like ringing the dinner bell for Christ's sakes! Hooper: Look Mr. Vaughn. Mr. Vaughn. I pulled a tooth the size of a shot glass out of the wreck tow of a boat out there and it was the tooth of a Great White. Martin: It was Ben Gardner's boat, it was all chewed up. I helped tow it in, you sh-- you should have seen him! Vaughn: Where, where is that tooth. Did you see it Brody? Martin: No I didn't see it, he, he dropped it. We had a little accident on the way in. Hooper: I had an accident. Vaughn: And what did you say the name of this shark is? Hooper: It's a carcharodon carcharias. It's a Great White! Vaughn: But you, you don't have the tooth. Look we depend on the summer people here for our very lives. Hooper: You are not going to have a summer unless you deal with this problem! Vaughn: And if you close those beaches, we're finished! Martin: We're not only gonna have to close the beach, we're gonna have to hire somebody to kill the shark! I mean, we're gonna have to tell the coast guard. We're gonna have to get shark repellent! Hooper: Mr. you have to contract a shark research panel. Martin: We're gonna have to put extra deputies on because there ain't nothing in the world that's gonna come in here! We've gotta spend money to save what we've got! Hooper: You have to ring this entire harbour with 100 gauge-- Vaughn: I don't think either one of you are familiar with our problems! Hooper: Uh, I think that I am familiar the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass! Now wait a second, wait a second! Vaughn: Chief? Hey Chief? Hooper: There are two ways to deal with this problem. You either gonna kill this animal or your gonna cut off its food supply. Martin: Larry we have to close the beaches. Vaughn: Brody? Sick vandalism. That is a deliberate mutilation of a public service message. Now I want those little paint-happy bastards caught and hung up by their Buster Browns! Hooper: That's it! Good-bye! I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who is lining up to be a hot lunch. I'm gonna see you later Brody. Martin: Aw, now please don't do this, he's not... Hooper: Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, ah, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks. And that's all. Now why don't you take a long close look at this sign. Those proportions are correct. Vaughn: Love to prove that wouldn't ya? Get your name into the National Geographic! Hooper: Ha ha ha ha ha. Martin: Larry, Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Vaughn: August? Heh, for Christ's sake tomorrow is the fourth of July! And we will be open for business. It's gonna be one of the best summer we ever had! Now if you fellas are concerned about the beaches, you do whatever you have to , to make them safe. But those beaches will be open for this weekend! BRODY'S DEN Martin: Okay, now I want to know how many men you're gonna send me. Hooper: Doctor, doctor, there is no need for me to come to Grisbane when I have a Great White shark right here! Martin: I'm telling ya we need men to patrol the swimming area! We've gotta have help, anybody with a gun or a boat. Martin: Monday?! Listen is Chief Perkoserfilm in there? Hooper: Mishkin, Mishkin is the guy that feeds the white mice. Sean: Dad, dad? Martin: What?! He's the little guy with the crew cut. Hooper: Operator? Isn't there a phone on the island? Could you connect me please? Martin: How can you go up there when he's not in chambers? ON BEACH Meadows: That's the t.v. station on the mainland here. Martin: Oh, all right, I'll get to them later. Please --- Brody to Scup Bucket please come in. Okay. Brody to Daisy. do you read me? Come in over? What do you see? Hooper: Nothing here Martin. And nothing on sonar. Interviewer: Amity island has long been known for its clean air, clear water and beautiful white sand beaches. But in recent days, a cloud has appeared on the horizon of this beautiful resort community. A cloud in the shape of a killer shark. Old Man: Oh hi Larry. Vaughn: Why aren't you in the water? Old Man: Er, well er, I just put some sun tan lotion on and uh, I'm trying to absorb some of this sun. Vaughn: Nobody's going in! Please. Get in the water. Martin: Mike come here. Listen Mike. Do me a favour will ya? Michael: What? Martin: You and the other guys take the boat and put it in the pond instead? Michael: The pond's for old ladies! Martin: I know it's for the old ladies but just do it for the old man, huh? Will ya? Michael: All right. Martin: Thanks. Sean: Michael! Wait! Michael! Wait! Michael I don't want you to go in the water. Hendricks: Daisy? Daisy? This is Hendricks, anything? Thought I saw a shadow, over? False alarm. Must be this glare. Vaughn: I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But as you see it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Amity as you know means friendship. Bather: Oh my God! Spotter: Jesus Christ! Fad shark three-five-zero!! Hooper: Red one! Red one! Martin! Get the people out of the water! Martin: No whistles, no whistles! Hooper: Everybody please get out of the water. Everybody out of the water please. Announcer: Don't push! Everybody out of the water, please. Ellen: Michael! Prankster: He made me do it! He talked me into it! Martin: Please, please, move back. Let's move back please? Give these people some air. Please move back, move back. Hooper: Martin, it's just a hoax. There are two kids with a cardboard fin. Is everyone there okay? Did everyone get out of the water all right? Painter: Sh-- Shark! The shark! He's going into the pond! The shark's in the estuary! Martin: Now what! Ellen: Michael's in the pond! Painter: In the estuary! The shark's in the pond! He's going in the pond! Somebody do something! In the pond! In the pond! Shark! In the pond! Kid #1: Hurry up, get that done. Kid #2: I can't do a damn thing until we get this undone! I'm doin' it! Kid #1: Get that rope undone! You gotta untangle that up there! Scout Leader: Hey fellas! Fellas! the sheet. Make it fast. Painter: The shark's in the pond! Scout Leader: Guys? You guys o.k. over there? Painter: In the pond! Background: Somebody get a gun! Get a gun and shoot it! Does anybody have a gun?! Ellen: Michael! -- He's dead! Martin: No he's not. He's in shock. Ellen: Michael! Michael! HOSPITAL Nurse: Doctor said he's o.k., mild shock. He can go home in the morning. Ellen: Thank you. Hey! How's my big kid? Michael: I'm all right. Ellen: You are. You gonna miss me tonight? You can watch television. Want me to bring anything from home? Michael: My cars. Ellen: Your cars! What about ice cream? Michael: Coffee. Ellen: Coffee! Martin: Do you want to take him home? Ellen: Back to New York? Martin: No. Home here. Vaughn: I'm sorry Martin. I'm sorry... I, I... I'm truly sorry. Martin: You got a pen Larry? Vaughn: Wh--? Martin: You got a pen!? You know?! `Cause your gonna do what you do best! Your gonna sign this voucher, so I can hire a contractor. Vaughn: I ca-- I don't, I don't know if I can do that without the clearance. Martin: You're gonna hire Quint to kill the shark. Vaughn: Aug-- August... Martin: What? What? What are you talking about? Larry, the summer is over! You're the mayor of shark city! These people think you want the beaches open! Vaughn: I was, I was, I was acting in the, in the town's best interest. I thought I was acting in the town's best interest. Martin: That's right you were acting in the town's best interest. And that's why your going to do the right thing! That's why you're gonna sign this and we're gonna pay that guy what he wants! Vaughn: Martin, Martin. My kids were on that beach too! Martin: Sign it Larry. BOATHOUSE Quint: Ten thousand dollars. Two hundred dollars a day, either I catch him or not. Martin: You got it. Quint: Get the mayor of my back! So I don't have any more of this zoning crap! Martin: You got that. Quint: One case of apricot brandy. You buy the lunch. Martin: Two cases. You get dinner when you get back. Quint: Champagne, , Uranian caviar, and don't forget the colour t.v. Hey chief! You try this, made it myself! Pretty good stuff! Martin: Thanks. Quint: Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women. Excuse me chief. Can't get a good man these days for under 60! They're all goin' at least 35 years! 45 year olds with women! Martin: Don't drink that. Mr. Quint! Hooper: Mr. Quint! You're gonna need an extra hand. Martin: This is Matt Hooper. Quint: I know who he is. Hooper: I've crewed three transpacs. Quint: Transplants? Martin: No, no no he's from the Oceanographic Institute. Hooper: And an American's Cup trial. Quint: Mr. Hooper, I'm not talkin' about pleasure boatin' or daily sailin'. I'm talkin' about workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' about sharkin'! Hooper: Well I'm not talkin' about hooking some poor dogfish or sandshark. I'm talking about finding a Great White! Quint: Porkers! Talkin' about porkers! Mr. Hooper. Just tie me a sheep shank. Hooper: I haven't had to pass basic seamanship in a long time. You didn't say how short you wanted it. How's that?! Quint: Give me your hands. Dogfish? When you got a 5000 dollars net, you got 2000 dollars worth of fisherman. And along comes Mr. Whitey, by the time he's finished with that net, it looks like a kiddy's scissor class has cut it up for a paper doll! You got city hands, Mr. Hooper. You've been counting money all your life. Hooper: All right! All right! Hey! I, I don't need this! I don't need this working class hero crap! Martin: You, you, you're not gonna do this aboard the ship are you, Mr. Quint? Quint: Maybe I should go alone. Martin: Well it's my party, it's my charter. Quint: Yeah, it's your charter, it's your party, it's my vessel! You're on board my vessel, mate, master, pilot and I'm captain. Take him for ballast chief. Martin: You got him. OUTSIDE BOATHOUSE Quint: , straight-jet, killin' lance. pair of robi splice with M1 with three-d clip, handy billy, pliers, lance... Aid: Haven't even assembled all these die markers, flares, safety flutes, temperature gauge, spear guns, SMG -- Quint: What are ya, some kind of half-ass astronaut? Heh, heh, heh. Take that you latch it secure. ? Jesus-H Christ. When I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. Whatta ya got here. Portable shar or a monkey cage? Hooper: Anti-shark cage. Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water? You go in the water? Shark's in the water, our shark. Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we be seeing you again. Ellen: Did you take your Dramamine? Martin: Yes. [Quint rambling on in background] Ellen: I put an extra pair of glasses in your-- black socks and, and there's the stuff, your nose, the zinc oxide, the blistex is in the kit. Quint: -- Son of a bitch! God damn women today, they can't handle nothin'. Young girls just quite as smart, like their grandmother's...[Continues his ranting] Ellen: That's got to be Quint. Martin: Colourful ain't he. Ellen: He scares me. Martin: Don't use the fireplace in the den because I haven't fixed the flu yet. Ellen: What am I going to tell the kids? Martin: Tell them I'm going fishing. Quint: Break it up will ya chief! Daylight's wastin'! Front, bow, back, stern. You don't get it right, squirt, I throw your ass out the little round window on the side! Come on chief, this isn't no boy scout picnic! I see you got your rubbers! Ha ha ha! Here lies the fire Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three, for fifteen years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity! All right commissioner, fasten your safety belts, ha ha ha! If you see a shark Hooper, swalla! Ha ha ha! [While driving away, Quint teases Brody] OUT ON THE SEA Quint: Keep that chum line going chief, we got five good miles on him. Martin: Who's drivin' this boat? Quint: Nobody, we're tied. One time I caught a sixteen footer off Montog. Had to stick two barrels in him. Two to wear him down and bring him up. Now a days, these kids, they bring everything. Radar, sonar, electric toothbrushes. Jesus-H Christ. Hey chief! Best drop another chum marker. Hooper: Watch it! Damn it, Martin! This is compressed air! Martin: Well what the hell kind of a knot was that! Hooper: You pulled the wrong one! You screw around with these tanks and they're going to blow up! Quint: Yeah, that's real fine expensive gear you brought out here, Mr. Hooper! `Course I don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with it, might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time. Hey chieffy, next time you just ask me which line to pull, right? -- Little brown eel comes out of the cave, swims into the hole, comes outta the hole and goes back into the cave again. It's not too good is it chief! Well nothin's easy is it? One more time. Martin: Little brown eel... comes out of the hole... goes back in again... [Continues trying] Martin: Hey! I got it! What? Quint: Get behind me! Hooper! Reverse her! Takin' a hell of a lotta line! Chief! Get the scooper out of the bucket! Wet the reel! Hooper! Reverse her! Duck your head down chief! We're swingin', get behind me again! No more water, it only'll drown me! Hooper, you idiot! Starboard! Ain't you watchin' it?! Hooper, neutral! Where'd he go now? And he ain't foolin' me! What's he makin' out now? Go on, try it! I don't know chief, I don't know. He's very smart or very dumb. Jesus Chr-- He's gone under. He's gone under the boat, I think he's gone under the boat. Yeah, it's too easy. He's a smart big fish! He's gone under the boat! Keep it steady now! I got something very big! Hooper: I don't think so. Quint: Chief... chief... put your gloves on! Hey, put your gloves on, both of ya! Gettin' ready to run at again. Hooper: Hey Quint, let it go. Quint: Hey Hooper? Maybe your a big yahoo on the land but out here your just supercargo. If you don't want to backstroke home, you get down here! Hooper: All right, you don't want to listen to me? Don't listen to me. It's not a shark. Martin: The wire's showing! The wire's showing! Quint: Unbuckle me! Get on the other side. Grab the reel Hooper. Hooper: Tuna or a swordfish. Wastin' our time! Quint: Okay, take this rod. Hooper? Give the chief a hand, will ya? Hooper: Right! Martin: Oh! Shit! Hooper: It might be a marlin or a stingray but it's definitely a game fish! Doh! Quint: Gamin' fish eh? Marlin? Stingray? Bit through this piano wire? Don't you tell me my business again! You get back on the bridge. Hooper: Quint, that doesn't prove a damn thing. Quint: Well it proves one thing Mr. Hooper. I proves that you wealthy college boys don't the education enough to admit when you're wrong. Martin: What's the point? Hooks and lines. Quint: Well, you lose one, you rig one. Hooper?! Twelve minutes south south east, now, full throttle! Hooper: Aye, aye sir! Arrghgeemoyarrgh! Quint: See what I do, chief, is I... trick him to the surface, then I jab at him! I'm not gonna... haul him up like a load of catfish. Hooper! Full throttle! Hooper: I don't have to take this abuse much longer! Martin: Hey, your head's bleedin'! First aid there. Quint: Brody?! Start that chum line again, will ya?! Martin: Let Hooper take a turn. Quint: Hooper drives the boat, chief. Stop playin' with yerself Hooper; slow ahead, if you please. Martin: You heard him, slow ahead! -- Slow ahead! I can go slow ahead! C'mon down and chum some of this shit! -- You're gonna need a bigger boat. Quint: Shut off that engine. Hooper: That's a twenty footer! Quint: Twenty five! And three tons of him! Martin: You're gonna need a bigger boat, right? Quint: Gotta get to work. Martin: How do we handle this? How do we handle this? Hooper: Martin, I need you. He's circling the boat! The size of him! CB Radio: Amity Point Life Station to Orca. This is Amity Point Life Station to Orca. Come in Orca? Quint: Orca, come in. CB Radio: I have Mrs. Martin Brody here. Quint: Put her on. Hooper: Come on Martin! Martin, move, move, move! Martin: I'm not goin' out there! Hooper: Beyond the edge of the barrels! Go to the end of the barrels! Further out! Martin: What?! Hooper: Further out! Martin: Why?! Hooper: Go further out! Martin: What for?! Hooper: Would you go to the end of the pulpit, please?! Martin: What?! Hooper: Would you, please, go to the end of the pulpit?! Martin: What for?! Hooper: I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale! Martin: Foreground my ass! Quint: Your husband's all right, Mrs. Brody. He's fishin'. He's just caught a couple of stripers. We'll bring `em home for dinner, we won't be long, we ain't see anything yet, over and out! Hooper: I need... Martin, please! Martin: I'm staying here! Hooper: I'm begging you! Martin, God damn it! Come here darlin'! Come here darlin'! Beautiful! Quint: Chief. Want you to get up on the bridge, just take her forward steady. Martin: I've never steered a boat in my life! Quint: Just watch my hand and take her steady. Mr. Hooper? Attach the end of this line to the first keg. Better get a good shot at that porker's head! Coming. Hee hee hee! Coming! Hooper? You clearing the barrel? Hooper?! Tie it up will ya?! Hooper: Your turn, Quint. Quint: Hooper, where are you? Hooper, hurry it up now, tie it on. Hurry up, he's coming straight for us, don't screw it up now! Hooper: Don't wait for me! Quint: Come on Hooper! Come on! Hurry up! Tie it on! Martin: Now! Kill it Quint! Kill it! Now! Hooper: Shoot! Time! Quint: What were you doing?! You knew I had to get a clean shot, right in the head! All right! Let's see how long that barrel takes to bring him up! Hooper: Bring another barrel! I'm coming around again! Martin: Wh--what do we do now? We quittin' right? Quint: We've got one barrel on him. So we stay out here, till we find him again. Martin: Yeah but we can radio in and get a bigger boat -- ORCA'S CABIN Quint: Chief. Don't you worry about it, chief. I won't be permanent. You wanna see somethin' permanent? Bababoom? Hey, Hoop? You wanna feel somethin' permanent? Just put your hand underneath my cap. You just feel that little lump? Knockanolum. St. Patty's day. Boston. Hooper: I got that beat. I got that beat. It's a moray eel. Bit right through my wetsuit. Quint: Well, Hoop, now, listen. I, I don't know about that but I ended an arm wrestling contest in an Oke bar in San Francisco. You see this? Now I can't extend that, do you know why? Get to the semi-final, celebrating my third wife Demise, big Chinese fella, he pulled me right over! Ha! Hooper: Look at that. It's a bull shark. He s--, he scraped me when I was taking samples. Quint: I got somethin' for ya. That's the thrasher. You see that? Chief, thrasher's tail. Scewp! Martin: Thrasher? Hooper: It's a shark! Quint: Do you want a drink? Drink to your leg? Hooper: I'll drink to your leg. Quint: Okay, so we drink to our legs! Ha ha ha! Hooper: I got the creme de la creme. Right here. Hold on. Yeah, you see that? Martin: You're wearing a sweater. Hooper: Right there. Mary Ellen Moffit. She broke my heart. [Collective laughs] Martin: What's that one? Quint: What? Martin: That one, there, on your arm? Quint: Ah, well. It's a tattoo. I got that removed. Hooper: Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Mother. Ha ha ha! What is it? Quint: Mr. Hooper, that's the U.S.S. Indianapolis. Hooper: You were on the Indianapolis? Martin: What happened? Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. `Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like `ol squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces. Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, bosom's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He'd a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb. Martin: What's that? Hooper: It's a whale. Quint: . Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain. Hooper: [Singing] Show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. [Quint joins] I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head. Wherever I may roam, by land or sea or foam. You can always hear me singin' this song, show me the way to go home, bome bome bome. Show me the way to go home. Bome bome bome. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. [Brody joins] I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head. Wherever I may roam, by land or sea or foam. You can always hear me singin' this -- Quint: Start the engines. Fire her up! Hooper: Busted a shaft! Quint: Chief. Put out the fire will ya? Pump around. Hooper: Done. Quint: Everybody on deck. Hooper: He ate the light. Martin: Hmm, terrific. Hooper: Excuse me. Quint, what are you doing? Don't waste your time, Quint! Come on! Quint: What's wrong with this sh-- Jesus Christ! Hooper, take the wheel! Brody forward deck watch for him! Hooper: You okay? Hey Martin! You okay? [Quint singing] NEXT DAY - HOOPER & QUINT FIXING ENGINE Quint: Hey chief! Pull left rudder! Pull your left hand down! Hooper: I can't! It'll only go about three inches! Hooper: All the more injectors got scored by the saltwater in the fuel! Quint: Yeah, the housin's bent you can hear it. Start with that rudder again will ya? Pull it! Good! Once again now! Martin: Quint! Quint! Quint! There it is! Quint: Whatta ya say, chief?! Martin: The barrel is up! It's right in the stern! Quint: I think he's right under the keg. Grab the boat, Hoop. Hooper: Quint, if we can get close enough, I've got things on board that'll kill him. Quint: We just want to goose him up, come on. Okay... when he runs, you drop that rope or you lose your hands. I've seen fingers torn out at the knuckles. full of `em. Hey boy! Give it to me a minute! -- Start the engine! Where are you goin'? [ORCA'S CABIN] Martin: I'm gonna make a phone call. Hello? Hello? Hello, mayday Orca. Coast Guard? Coast Guard, this is the Orca do you read me? Coast Guard, this is the Orca do you? Quint: Excuse me chief. Martin: That's great! That's just great!! Now where the hell are we, huh??!! You're certifiable, Quint! You know that?! You're certifiable!! Quint: Yah! Yah! Yah! Martin: You're certifiable!! But I'll tell you this -- Hooper: Boys... Oh, boys! I think he's come back for his noon feeding. [ON DECK] Quint: Hook me up another barrel! Bring it around after him! Full throttle! Get me right up along side of him! Hooper: I can't rev it up that high! It's not gonna take it! Quint: Five degrees port! All right, hold your course! Five degrees port now... hold your course! Hooper: Fast fish! Quint: Watch my arm! You see, watch my hand now! Follow me! Follow me! All right, you watch him now! Starboard! Starboard! Run him down, Hooper! Run him down! Run him down! Hold your port! Watch him! Starboard! He's too fast! Starboard! Martin: Don't believe it! Two barrels and he's going down again! Quint: It's incredible! Martin: They're up again! Hooper: Now what?! Martin: Well, why don't we start leading the shark into shore, instead of him leadin' us out to sea? Quint: Grab a couple of poles, k? Hang on now, we're goin' round! Get the starboard! Easy! We're gonna back her up now! You watch those barrels, boys! Watch `em! All right, get `em and snag `em. Now then, tie `em to the stern cleats. Brody! Bring it right around the cleat! That's right, it'll lock itself off! Give him room, Brody! Clear it! Hooper: Argh!! Quint: Get off the line! Martin: Watch it, stand clear. Quint: Stand away from those stern cleats! Back home, we get a taxidermy man, he's gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him! Ha ha ha! Hooper: Crawl back! You're losing a cleat! Look at that mother! My God, this one too, they're both going! Martin: He's eating his way right through that line! Hooper: Yeah! And he's workin' his way, right into us! Quint! C'mon Quint! Martin: Hey! Come on! Hooper: Hurry! Quint! Quint: Outta my way! Watch the tail! Untie us! He'll put out the -- Make it fast! We got another line in him! Hooper: I can't! It's trying to run! Quint: We better get another line! Pull you son of a bitch! I hope your back breaks! Pull it! Rip your bloody heart out! Tie him off! Secure it, boy, tie it around! Hooper: It's impossible! It's impossible! Boys, it's too tight! He's pullin' us! You gotta cut him loose or he'll us again! We're breakin' up over here! Cut it man! It's all hung off! Martin: We need something to cut it! Hooper: Get the ax! Get the ax! Get it, get it! Hurry up! We're breakin' up! We're breakin' up! God! Cut it! Cut it! Martin: Watch your hands! Watch your hands! Come on hold it! Hooper: Get th-- Cut it Quint! I can't hold it! Martin: Cut that cleat! Hooper: Cut it! Cut it! Quint: He can't stay down with three barrels on him, not with three barrels he can't. Martin: What about us? Quint: Hooper, get the pump outta the locker in front of you, will you? Martin: We're gonna sink aren't we? Quint: Hooper, keep an eye on the barrels! Pump it out, chief! Hooper: He's gonna go under! Quint: I tell ya, he can't with three barrels on him! Not with three he can't! [BRIDGE] Hooper: You ever have one do this before? Quint: I don't know. -- Hold fast! Hooper: He's chasin' us, I don't believe it! Quint: We're gonna draw him into the shadows, draw him in the shallow water, gonna draw him in and drown him. We're headin' in, Brody! Martin: Thank Christ! Ever have a Great White do this? Hooper: No! Martin: How far do we have to go?! Hooper: Quint, don't put that much pressure on her! Quint, God damn it! Quint: Shaddap! Get back there! I break the engine--! Hooper: It's gonna tear up! Doh! Hold on! Quint: Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain! For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. Hooper: You did it! You did it! You burned out the bearings! my gear! Quint: And so nevermore shall we be -- Martin: All right! Stop the boat! Stop the boat! Stop it! Quint: Hooper! Chief. -- Hooper, what exactly can you do with these things of yours? Hooper: Well, I think I can pump twenty cc's of strychnine nitrate into him. If I can get close enough. Quint: You get this little needle through his skin? Hooper: No. I can't do that. But if I can get him close enough to this cage, I think I can get him in the mouth or -- Martin: That shark will rip that cage to pieces! Hooper: You got any better suggestions?! -- Easy. Quint: Easy! All right, up! Up she goes! Ease her down! [HOOPER IN CAGE] Hooper: I got no spit. Try to keep him off of me until I'm lower. Okay, okay, I'm ready. Martin: Bring him up Quint! God damn it! Bring him up now! Pull it up! Pull it! What is in there?! Bring him up! Bring him up! What are you waiting-- pull him up! C'mon Quint! Bring him in! Quint: It's giving way! Martin: Ah! -- C'mon rig somethin'. Rig something. Got it? All right. Bring him up. He's coming. Lower. Quint: Ahh! Argh! ON TOP OF MAST Martin: All right. All right. All right, come on! Show the tank. Show me the tank. Blow up! Blow up! Smile you son of a... BITCH!! -- Ah ha ha ha!!! Martin: Oh! Ha ha ha. Hooper: Huh huh huh. Quint? Martin: No. -- Can we get in on those? Hey, what day is this? Hooper: It's Wednesday, uh, it's Tuesday I think. Martin: I think the tide's with us. Hooper: Keep kicking. Martin: Huh huh, I used to hate the water. Hooper: Huh huh, I can't imagine why.


  4. ( SonarPings)
    ( SonarPings)
    Okay, take her up
    and overthe bow rail.
    ( OverRadio ):
    Okay, Mir2, we're going overthe bow.
    Staywith us.
    ( SonarPings)
    ( Mechanical Whirring)
    Okay, quiet. We're rolling.
    Seeing her coming out of
    the darkness like a ghost ship
    still gets me everytime--
    To see the sad ruin
    ofthe great ship sitting here
    where she landed at 2:30
    in the morning ofApril 1 5, 1 91 2
    after her long fall
    from the world above.
    ( ManSnickers)
    You are so full ofshit, boss.
    - ( Giggles)
    - ( Mechanical Whirring)
    ( SonarPinging)
    Man: Dive six-- Here we are again
    on the deck of Titanic
    The pressure outside is
    These windows are nine inches thick
    and ifthey go
    it's sayonara
    in two microseconds.
    All right, enough
    ofthat bullshit.
    ( Mechanical Whirring)
    Just put her down on the roofof
    the officer's quarters likeyesterday.
    - Man: Sure.
    - Man ( OverRadio ): Okay, Mir 2.
    We have landed right on the grand
    staircase. You guys set to launch?
    Yeah, Brock-- Launching Dunkin now.
    Go, Charlie.
    - All right, tether out.
    - Man: Tether out.
    Man ( OverRadio ): Okay, Brock,
    we're dropping down along the hull.
    Rogerthat. Okay, drop down and go
    into the first-class gangway door.
    I wantyou guys working the D deck
    reception area and the dining saloon.
    Man ( OverRadio ):
    - Tether out.
    - Man: Tether out.
    - Now left, left.
    - I'm coming left.
    Snoop Dog is on the move.
    We're headed down the stairwell.
    Okay, Lewis, drop down to B deck.
    A deck.
    Give me some rope, Captain.
    B deck-- get in there,
    get in there.
    Brock: Watch the doorframe.
    Watch the doorframe.
    - I see it. I got it.
    - ( Bang)
    ( Mechanical Whirring)
    - ( Cracking)
    - We're good.Just chill, boss.
    Makeyourturn. Come around.
    - Lewis: Cable out, Captain.
    - Makeyourturn. Watch the wall.
    Yeah, Brock,
    we're at the piano,you copy?
    Okay, copythat.
    Brock: Okay, right there.
    Right there. That's it!
    - That's the bedroom door.
    - I see it. I see it.
    We're in!
    We're in, baby. We're there!
    Brock: That's Hockley's bed.
    That's where the son ofa bitch slept.
    Oops, somebody left the water running.
    Hey, hold itjust a second.
    Go backto the right.
    That wardrobe door--
    get closer.
    - You smelling something, boss?
    - I want to see what's under it.
    - Give me my hands, man.
    - ( Mechanical Whirring)
    All right.
    - Take it easy, it might come apart.
    - Okay.
    Go, go, go, go.
    Flip it over. Flip it over. Go.
    Keep going, go, go, go.
    Okay, drop it.
    Oh, baby, baby,
    areyou seeing this, boss?
    It's payday, boys.
    (ManSpeaking OverLoudspeaker)
    ( Cheering)
    ( lmitates Cash Register):
    - We did it, Bobby.
    - Lewis: Oh,yeah. Who's the man?
    Who's the best, baby?
    Say it. Say it.
    You are, Lewis.
    ( SawBuzzingLoudly)
    - Bobby, my cigar.
    - Bobby: Right here.
    ( Cheering)
    Okay, crack her open.
    ( ManSpeaking OverLoudspeaker)
    No diamond.
    You know, boss, this same thing
    happened to Geraldo
    and his career never recovered.
    Turn the camera off.
    Bobby: Brock, the partners
    would like to know how it's going.
    Hey, Dave, Barry, hi.
    Look, it wasn't in the safe
    but hey, hey,
    don't worry about it.
    There's still plenty
    of places it could be.
    Hell yes! Floor debris in the suite, the
    mother's room, purser's safe on C deck.
    -Jimmy Hoffa's briefcase.
    - Brock: A dozen other places.
    Guys, look,you'vejust got to trust
    my instincts. I know we're close.
    Wejust got to go through
    a little process ofelimination.
    Hang on a second.
    - Let me see that.
    - We might have something here, guys.
    Where's the photograph
    ofthe necklace?
    We'll call you right back.
    I'll be goddamned.
    Reporter: Treasure hunter Brock Lovett
    is best known forfinding Spanish gold.
    It's okay.
    I'll feed you in a minute.
    Now he has chartered
    Russian subs to reach
    the most famous shipwreck
    ofall: the Titanic.
    He is with us live
    via satellite
    from the research ship Keldysh
    in the North Atlantic.
    - Hello, Brock.
    - Brock: Hello, Tracy.
    Everyone knows the familiar
    stories of Titanic--
    the nobility, the band playing
    till the very end and all that.
    But what I'm interested in
    are the untold stories
    the secrets locked deep
    inside the hull of Titanic.
    We're out here using
    robot technology
    to go further into the wreck
    than anybody's ever done before.
    Your expedition is at the center
    ofa storm ofcontroversy
    over salvage rights
    and even ethics.
    Many are callingyou
    a grave robber.
    Nobody called the recovery ofartifacts
    of King Tut's tomb "grave robbing."
    - Woman: What is it?
    - Turn that up, dear.
    I have museum-trained experts
    out here making sure
    that these relics are preserved
    and catalogued properly.
    Take a look at this drawing
    that we foundjust today:
    A piece of paperthat's been
    underwaterfor 84 years
    and myteam were able
    to preserve it intact.
    Should this have remained unseen at
    the bottom ofthe ocean for eternity?
    I'll be goddamned.
    Man (Over Loudspeaker):
    Vnimanye, vnimanye...
    Bobby: Brock!
    There's a satellite call foryou.
    Bobby, we're launching. You see
    these submersibles going in the water?
    Trust me, buddy.
    You want to take this call.
    This better be good.
    You got to speak up.
    She's kind ofold.
    Great. This Brock Lovett.
    - How can I helpyou, Mrs.--
    - Calvert. Rose Calvert.
    Mrs. Calvert?
    I wasjust wondering ifyou had found
    the Heart ofthe Ocean yet, Mr. Lovett.
    Told you you wanted
    to take the call.
    All right,you have
    my attention, Rose.
    Can you tell us who the woman
    in the picture is?
    The woman in the picture is me.
    ( Yelling OverEngineNoise):
    She's a goddamned liar--
    Some nut case seeking
    money or publicity.
    God only knows why, like that
    Russian babe, Anesthesia.
    They're inbound!
    Rose Dewitt Bukater died on the Titanic
    when she was 1 7, right?
    - That's right.
    - Ifshe had lived, she'd be over 1 00.
    Okay, so she's a very old
    goddamned liar.
    Look, I've already done
    the background on this woman
    all the way backto the '20s
    when she was working as an actress.
    An actress! There's
    yourfirst clue, Sherlock.
    Her name was Rose Dawson backthen.
    Then she marries this guy named Calvert.
    They move to Cedar Rapids
    and she punches out a couple of kids.
    Now, Calvert's dead, and from what
    I hear, Cedar Rapids is dead.
    And everybodywho
    knows about the diamond
    is supposed to be dead
    or on this boat, but she knows.
    Doesn't exactly
    travel light, does she?
    Mrs. Calvert, I'm Brock Lovett.
    Welcome to the Keldysh.
    Okay, let's get her
    inside there.
    - Hi, Ms. Calvert.
    - Hi.
    Welcome to the Keldysh.
    Hey. Hey!
    - ( Knocking)
    - Rose: Yes?
    - Areyour staterooms all right?
    - Rose: Oh,yes, very nice.
    Haveyou met
    my granddaughter Lizzie?
    She takes care of me.
    We metjust
    a few minutes ago.
    Remember, Nana, up on deck?
    There, that's nice.
    Have to have my pictures
    when I travel.
    Can I getyou anything?
    ls there anythingyou'd like?
    I would like to see my drawing.
    Louis XVI wore a fabulous stone
    that was called
    the Blue Diamond ofthe Crown
    which disappeared in 1 792
    about the same time old Louis
    lost everything from the neck up.
    The theory goes that
    the crown diamond was chopped, too
    recut into a heart-like shape that
    became known as "Heart ofthe Ocean."
    Today it would be worth more
    than the Hope Diamond.
    It was a dreadful, heavything.
    I onlywore it this once.
    You actuallythinkthis isyou, Nana?
    It is me, dear.
    Wasn't I a dish?
    I tracked it down
    through insurance records--
    An old claim that was settled
    underterms ofabsolute secrecy.
    Can you tell me
    who the claimant was, Rose?
    I should imagine
    someone named Hockley.
    Brock: Nathan Hockley, that's right.
    Pittsburgh steel tycoon.
    Claim was for
    a diamond necklace
    his son Caledon
    bought his fiancee--you
    a week before
    he sailed on Titanic.
    It was filed right
    afterthe sinking
    so the diamond had to have
    gone down with the ship.
    You see the date?
    "April 1 4, 1 91 2."
    Which means ifyour grandmother is
    who she says she is
    she was wearing the diamond
    the daythe Titanicsank.
    And that makesyou
    my new best friend.
    These are some ofthe things
    we recovered from your stateroom.
    This was mine.
    How extraordinary!
    And it looks the same as it did
    the last time I saw it.
    The reflection
    has changed a bit.
    ( GaspsQuietly)
    Areyou readyto go
    backto Titanic?
    Lewis: Okay, here we go. She hits
    the berg on the starboard side, right?
    She kind of bumps along punching holes
    like Morse code-- dit-dit-dit--
    along the side,
    below the waterline.
    Then the forward compartments
    start to flood.
    Now as the water level rises, it
    spills overthe watertight bulkheads
    which unfortunately
    don't go any higherthan E deck.
    So now as the bow goes down,
    the stern rises up
    slow at first, then faster
    and faster until finally
    she's got herwhole ass is sticking
    up in the air and that's a big ass.
    We're talking
    And the hull's not designed to deal
    with that pressure, so what happens?
    She splits,
    right down to the keel
    and the stern
    falls back level.
    Then as the bow sinks, it pulls the
    stern vertical and finally detaches.
    Now, the stern sectionjust
    kind of bobs there like a cork
    for a couple of minutes, floods and
    finally goes under about 2:20 a.m.
    two hours and 40 minutes
    afterthe collision.
    The bow section planes away
    landing about a halfa mile away
    going 20, 30 knots when
    it hits the ocean floor.
    ( lmitates Crashing)
    Pretty cool, huh?
    Thankyou forthat fine
    forensic analysis, Mr. Bodine.
    the experience of it was
    somewhat different.
    Will you share it with us?
    ( Music Playing)
    ( Crying)
    - I'm taking herto rest.
    - No.
    - Come on, Nana.
    - No!
    Tape recorder.
    Tell us, Rose.
    It's been 84 years.
    It's okay.Just tryto remember
    anything-- anything at all.
    Doyou want to hearthis
    or not, Mr. Lovett?
    It's been 84 years...
    and I can still smell
    the fresh paint.
    The china had never been used.
    The sheets had never
    been slept in.
    Titanicwas called
    "The Ship of Dreams"
    and it was, it reallywas.
    Man: All third-class passengers
    with a forward berth
    this way, please, this queue.
    - Right here.
    - Big boat, huh?
    - Daddy, it's a ship.
    - You're right.
    ( CarHorn Tooting)
    I don't see what
    all the fuss is about.
    It doesn't look any bigger
    than the Mauritania.
    You can be blase about some things,
    Rose, but not about Titanic.
    It's over 1 00 feet longerthan
    Mauritania and far more luxurious.
    Your daughter is fartoo difficult
    to impress, Ruth.
    So this is the ship
    they say is unsinkable.
    It is unsinkable.
    God Himselfcould not sinkthis ship.
    Sir,you have to check
    your baggage through the main terminal.
    - It's round that way, sir.
    - I put myfaith in you, good sir.
    - Now, kindly see my man.
    - Yes, sir, my pleasure, sir.
    - If I can do anything at all.
    - Oh,yes, right.
    All the trunks
    from that carthere
    to the parlor suite,
    rooms B-52, 54, 56.
    - ( Whistle Blowing)
    - Ladies...
    better hurry.
    ( People Saying Good-byes)
    - My coat?
    - Woman: I have it.
    Man: All third-class passengers
    due here for a health inspection.
    All third-class passengers
    due here for health inspection.
    Head up.
    Welcome aboard, ma'am.
    Welcome to Titanic.
    Rose: It wastheShip ofDreams
    to everyone else.
    To meit wasaslave ship
    takingmeback toAmerica
    in chains.
    Outwardly, I waseverything
    a well-brought-up girlshouldbe.
    Inside, I wasscreaming.
    ( Steam Whistle Blows Loudly)
    ( SpeakingSwedish )
    Jack,you are pazzo.
    You bet everything we have.
    When you got nothing
    you got nothing to lose.
    All right, moment oftruth.
    Somebody's life's about to change.
    - Ola?.
    - Nothing.
    Uh-oh. Two pair.
    I'm sorry, Fabrizio.
    Che"sorry?" Ma vaffanculo!
    You bet all the money.
    I'm sorry,you're not going to see
    your mom again for a long time
    because we're going to America.
    - Full house, boys.
    - Whoa!
    - Yeah!
    -Dio mio, grazie!
    ( Cursingln Swedish )
    - Come on.
    - Figlio diputtana!
    - I'm going home!
    - ( Cursingln Swedish )
    - I'm going home.
    - I go to America.
    Man: No, mate. Titanic
    go to America in five minutes.
    - Come on. Come on. Here.
    - Fabrizio: Andiamo.
    We're riding in high style now.
    We're a couple of regular swells.
    We're practically goddamn royalty,
    ragazzo mio.
    You see, it's my destino!
    Like I told you,
    I go to America to be milionario.
    - Driver: Whoa, whoa!
    - Bastardo!
    - You're pazzo!
    - Maybe, but I've got the tickets.
    - Come on, I thoughtyou were fast.
    - Aspetta!
    Wait, wait! Hey, wait!
    We're passengers. Passengers.
    Haveyou been through
    the inspection queue?
    Anyway, we don't have any lice.
    - We're Americans, both of us.
    - Right, come aboard.
    We're the luckiest sons of bitches
    in the world,you know that?
    ( Ship's Horn Blares)
    - You know somebody?
    - Ofcourse not. That's not the point.
    Good-bye! I'll missyou!
    Good-bye! I'm going
    to neverforgetyou.
    ( Crowd Cheering)
    All the way, darling.
    Excuse me, ma'am.
    Oh, right here.
    Hey, howyou doing?
    Jack. Nice to meetyou.
    I'mJack Dawson.
    Nice to meetyou.
    Howyou doing?
    Who saysyou get the top bunk?
    ( SpeakingSwedish )
    This isyour private
    promenade deck, sir.
    Would you be
    requiring anything?
    - Hmm.
    - Excuse me.
    - Woman: This one?
    - Rose: No. It had a lot offaces on it.
    This is the one.
    Would you like
    all ofthem out, miss?
    Yes, we need a little color
    in this room.
    Put it in there,
    in the wardrobe.
    God, not those finger paintings again.
    They certainlywere a waste of money.
    The difference between Cal's taste
    in art and mine is that I have some.
    They're fascinating, like being
    inside a dream or something.
    - There's truth, but no logic.
    - What's the artist's name?
    - Something Picasso.
    - "Something Picasso."
    He won't amount to a thing.
    He won't, trust me.
    - Put the Degas in the bedroom.
    - At least theywere cheap.
    Ah, put it in the wardrobe.
    AtCherbourg, a woman came
    We all calledherMolly.
    Historywould callher
    "the Unsinkable MollyBrown. "
    Well, I wasn't about to wait
    all dayforyou, sonny.
    Here,you thinkyou can manage?
    someplace out West
    andshe was whatmothercalled
    "newmoney. "
    By thenext afternoon, we were steaming
    westfrom the coastoflreland
    with nothing outaheadofus
    Take herto sea, Mr. Murdoch.
    - Let's stretch her legs.
    - Yes, sir.
    - All ahead full, Mr. Moody.
    - Very good, sir.
    - ( Bells Ringing)
    - ( BelIRings)
    - All ahead full.
    - Man ( Shouting): All ahead full!
    Come on, lads. Get moving.
    What's the reading?
    ( Crew TalkingAndShouting)
    All right,
    let's stoke them right up!
    We're going full ahead!
    Hey, look, look, look!
    Look, look!
    See it?
    There's another one. See him?
    Look at that one.
    Look at himjump!
    I can see the
    Statue of Liberty already!
    Very small, ofcourse.
    I'm the king ofthe world!
    ( WhoopingAnd Yelling)
    ( Whooping)
    Man: She's the largest
    moving object ever made
    bythe hand of man
    in all history.
    And our master shipbuilder,
    Mr. Andrews here
    designed her
    from the keel plates up.
    Well, I may have
    knocked hertogether
    but the idea was Mr. Ismay's.
    He envisioned a steamer so grand
    in scale and so luxurious
    in its appointments that its
    supremacywould never be challenged.
    And here she is
    willed into solid reality.
    Hear, hear.
    You know I don't
    like that, Rose.
    She knows.
    We'll both have the lamb, rare,
    with very little mint sauce.
    Hmm,you like lamb,
    right, sweet pea?
    Areyou going to cut her meat
    for her, too, there, Cal?
    Hey, uh, who thought
    ofthe name "Titanic"?
    - Was ityou, Bruce?
    - Well,yes, actually.
    I wanted to convey sheer size
    and the size means stability
    Iuxury, and above all,
    Doyou know of Dr. Freud,
    Mr. Ismay?
    His ideas about the male
    preoccupation with size
    might be of particular
    interest toyou.
    - What's gotten intoyou?
    - Excuse me.
    - I do apologize.
    - She's a pistol, Cal.
    - Hopeyou can handle her.
    - Well, I may have to start minding...
    what she reads from now on,
    won't l, Mrs. Brown?
    Freud-- Who is he?
    ls he a passenger?
    ( Man ExplainingPropeller
    To Little Girl)
    It makes these waves,
    makes them spin.
    The ship is nice, huh?
    - Yeah, it's an lrish ship.
    - Is English, no?
    No, it was built in lreland.
    Solid as a rock.
    Big lrish hands.
    That's typical. First-class dogs
    come down here to take a shit.
    Uh, it lets us know where we rank
    in the scheme ofthings.
    Like we could forget?
    - I'm Tommy Ryan.
    -Jack Dawson.
    - Hello.
    - Fabrizio.
    Hi. Doyou make any money
    with your drawings?
    Oh, forget it, boyo. You'd as like
    have angels fly outyour arse
    as get next
    to the likes of her.
    ( Laughs)
    - Doyou mind?
    - I hopeyou're proud ofthis.
    Isawmy whole life
    an endlessparade
    ofparties andcotillions
    yachts andpolo matches
    always thesamenarrowpeople,
    thesamemindless chatter.
    Ifelt likel wasstanding
    with no one topullmeback
    no one who cared
    oreven noticed.
    - ( Woman Grunts)
    - ( RoseSobbing)
    ( RunningFeetAndSobbing)
    ( TakingShort,
    Anxious Breaths)
    Don't do it.
    Stay back.
    Don't come any closer.
    Come on.Just give meyour hand.
    I'll pull you back over.
    No! Staywhereyou are.
    I mean it.
    I'll let go.
    No,you won't.
    What doyou mean, no, I won't?
    Don't presume to tell me what I will
    and will not do. You don't know me.
    Well,you would have
    done it already.
    You're distracting me.
    Go away.
    I can't. I'm involved now.
    You let go and I'm going to have to
    jump in there afteryou.
    Don't be absurd.
    You'll be killed.
    - I'm a good swimmer.
    - The fall alone would kill you.
    - It would hurt.
    - I'm not saying it wouldn't.
    To tell you the truth
    I'm a lot more concerned
    about that water being so cold.
    ( ShoeDrops To Deck)
    - How cold?
    - Freezing.
    Maybe a couple degrees over.
    You ever, uh...
    ever been to Wisconsin?
    Well, they have some
    ofthe coldest winters around.
    I grew up there
    near Chippewa Falls.
    I rememberwhen I was a kid,
    me and myfather, we went ice fishing
    out on Lake Wissota.
    Ice fishing is,you know,
    ( Angrily):
    I know what ice fishing is!
    Youjust seem like,you know,
    kind ofan indoor girl.
    Anyway, l, uh...
    I fell through some thin ice
    and I'm tellingyou...
    waterthat cold,
    like right down there
    it hitsyou like a thousand knives
    stabbingyou all overyour body.
    You can't breathe,
    you can't think--
    at least not about anything
    but the pain.
    Which is why I'm not looking forward
    tojumping in there afteryou.
    Like I said...
    I don't have a choice.
    I guess I'm kind of hoping
    you'll come back overthe rail
    and get me offthe hook here.
    You're crazy.
    That's what everybody says,
    but with all due respect, miss
    I'm not the one hanging off
    the back ofa ship here.
    Come on.
    Come on, give meyour hand.
    You don't want to do this.
    I'mJack Dawson.
    Rose Dewitt Bukater.
    I'm going to have to getyou
    to write that one down.
    Come on.
    - ( Screams)
    - ( Grunting)
    I gotyou! Come on.
    Come on!
    ( Screams)
    Help! Please!
    Help! Please!
    - Please get me!
    - Listen. Listen to me.
    I've gotyou. I won't let go.
    Now pull yourself up. Come on.
    ( Grunts)
    Come on. That's right.
    You can do it.
    I gotyou.
    What's all this?
    You stand back!
    And don't move an inch!
    - Fetch the master-at-arms!
    - Care for a brandy?
    Cal: This is completely unacceptable!
    What madeyou think
    thatyou could putyour hands
    on myfiancee?
    - Look at me,you filth!
    - Cal...
    - What doyou thinkyou were doing?
    - Cal, stop.
    - It was an accident.
    - An accident?
    It was. Stupid really.
    I was leaning over,
    and I slipped.
    I was leaning far over
    to see the, uh...
    uh... uh...
    the, uh... uh...
    - Propellers?
    - propellers and I slipped.
    And I would have gone overboard
    but Mr. Dawson here saved me
    and almost went over himself.
    You wanted to see...
    She wanted to see the propellers.
    Like I said,
    women and machinery do not mix.
    Was that the way of it?
    Yeah. Yeah,
    that was pretty much it.
    Well, the boy's a hero then.
    Good foryou, son. Well done.
    So it's all's well
    and backto our brandy, eh?
    Look atyou. You must be freezing.
    Let's getyou inside.
    Perhaps a little something
    forthe boy.
    Ofcourse. Mr. Lovejoy,
    I think a 20 should do it.
    Is that the going rate
    for saving the woman you love?
    Rose is displeased.
    What to do?
    I know.
    Perhapsyou couldjoin us
    for dinnertomorrow evening
    to regale our group
    with...your heroic tale.
    Sure, count me in.
    Good. Settled then.
    This should be interesting. Mmm.
    ( Whistles)
    Can l, uh... bum a smoke?
    You'll want to tie those.
    It's interesting.
    Theyoung lady slips so suddenly
    and you still had time
    to removeyourjacket
    and your shoes.
    - ( Music BoxPlaying Tune)
    - ( KnockAtDoor)
    ( DoorOpens)
    I knowyou've been melancholy.
    I don't pretend to know why.
    I intended to save this
    until the engagement gala
    next week.
    But I thought tonight.
    Good gracious.
    Perhaps as a reminder
    of myfeelings foryou.
    - Is it a...
    - Diamond? Yes.
    It was worn by Louis XVI
    and they called it
    "Le CoeurDeLa Mer. "
    The Heart ofthe Ocean.
    It's overwhelming.
    Well, it's for royalty.
    We are royalty, Rose.
    You know, there's nothing
    I couldn't giveyou.
    There's nothing I'd denyyou
    ifyou would not deny me.
    Now open your heart
    to me, Rose.
    Jack: Well, I've been on my own since
    I was 1 5 since myfolks died.
    And I had no
    brothers or sisters
    or close kin in that part
    ofthe country.
    So I lit on out ofthere
    and I haven't been back since.
    You couldjust call me
    a tumbleweed blowing in the wind.
    Well, Rose...
    we've walked about a mile
    around this boat deck
    and chewed over how great
    the weather's been and how I grew up
    but I reckon that's not why
    you came to talkto me, is it?
    - Mr. Dawson, l--
    I want to thankyou
    forwhatyou did.
    Notjust for... for pulling me back
    but foryour discretion.
    You're welcome.
    Look, I know
    whatyou must be thinking.
    Poor little rich girl.
    What does she know about misery?
    No. No, that's not what
    I was thinking.
    What I was thinking was
    what could have happened to this girl
    to make herthink
    she had no way out?
    Well, l--
    It was everything.
    It was mywhole world
    and all the people in it
    and the inertia of my life
    plunging ahead
    and me, powerless to stop it.
    God! Look at that thing.
    You would have gone
    straight to the bottom.
    All of Philadelphia society
    will be there
    and all the while
    I feel I'm...
    standing in the middle
    ofa crowded room
    screaming at the top of my lungs
    and no one even looks up.
    Doyou love him?
    - Pardon me?
    - Doyou love him?
    You're being very rude.
    You shouldn't be asking me this.
    Well, it's a simple question.
    Doyou love the guy or not?
    This is not
    a suitable conversation.
    -Why can'tyoujust answerthe question?
    -( Nervous Laughter)
    This is absurd. You don't know me,
    and I don't knowyou
    and we are not having
    this conversation at all.
    You are rude and uncouth
    and presumptuous and I am leaving now.
    Jack. Mr. Dawson,
    it's been a pleasure.
    I soughtyou out to thankyou
    and now I have thanked you...
    - And you've insulted me.
    - Well,you deserved it.
    - Right.
    - Right.
    - I thoughtyou were leaving.
    - I am.
    You are so annoying.
    - ( Chuckles)
    - Wait.
    I don't have to leave.
    This is my part ofthe ship. You leave.
    well, well, well.
    Now who's being rude?
    What is this stupid thing
    you're carrying around?
    So what areyou,
    an artist or something?
    Well, these are rather good.
    They're, uh--
    They're very good actually.
    Jack, this is exquisite work.
    They didn't thinktoo much
    ofthem in old Paree.
    Paris! You do get around
    for a poor--
    Well, uh, uh, a person
    of limited means.
    Go on, a poor guy,
    you can say it.
    Well, well, well.
    And these were drawn from life?
    Well, that's one
    ofthe good things about Paris--
    Iots ofgirls willing
    to take their clothes off.
    You liked this woman.
    You used her several times.
    Well, she had beautiful hands,
    you see?
    I thinkyou must have had
    a love affairwith her.
    No, no, no, no, no.
    Just with her hands.
    She was a one-legged prostitute.
    - ( Aghast): Oh!
    - ( Both Chuckle)
    Ah, she had a good sense
    of humor, though.
    Oh, and this lady...
    she used to sit
    at this bar every night
    wearing every piece
    ofjewelry she owned
    just waiting
    for her long-lost love.
    Called her Madame Bijou.
    See how her clothes
    are all moth-eaten?
    Well,you have a gift,Jack.
    You do. You see people.
    I seeyou.
    You wouldn't havejumped.
    But the purpose of university
    is to find a suitable husband.
    Rose has already done that.
    Look, here comes
    that vulgar Brown woman.
    Quickly, get up
    before she sits with us.
    Hello, girls. I was hoping
    I'd catch you at tea.
    We're awfully sorry
    you missed it.
    The countess and I werejust off
    to take the air on the boat deck.
    What a lovely idea.
    I need to catch up on my gossip.
    Soyou've notyet
    lit the last four boilers?
    No, I don't see the need.
    We are making excellent time.
    The press knows
    the size of Titanic.
    Now I want them to marvel
    at her speed.
    We must give them
    something new to print.
    This maiden voyage of Titanic
    must make headlines.
    Mr. Ismay, I would prefer
    not to push the engines
    until they've been
    properly run in.
    I'mjust a passenger.
    I leave it toyour good offices
    to decide what's best.
    But what a glorious end
    toyourfinal crossing
    ifwe were to get into New York
    on Tuesday night and surprise them all.
    Make the morning papers.
    Retire with a bang, eh, E.J.?
    Good man.
    Well, afterthat I worked on
    a squid boat in Monterey.
    Then I went down to Los Angeles
    to the pier in Santa Monica
    and started doing portraits there
    forten cents apiece.
    Why can't I be likeyou,Jack--
    just head out forthe horizon
    whenever I feel like it?
    Saywe'll go there
    sometime to that pier
    even ifwe only
    everjust talk about it.
    No, we'll do it.
    We'll drink cheap beer. We'll ride
    on the roller coastertill we throw up.
    Then we'll ride horses on the beach
    right in the surf.
    Butyou'll have to do it like a real
    cowboy. None ofthat sidesaddle stuff.
    - You mean, one leg on each side?
    - Yeah.
    - Can you show me?
    - Sure... ifyou like.
    - Teach me to ride like a man.
    - And chew tobacco like a man.
    And spit like a man.
    They didn't teach you that
    in finishing school?
    - No.
    - Well, come on, I'll showyou.
    Let's do it.
    I'll showyou how. Come on.
    Jack, no!Jack, no!
    Wait,Jack. No,Jack.
    I couldn't possibly,Jack.
    Watch closely.
    - That's disgusting!
    - All right,yourturn.
    That was pitiful!
    Come on,you really got
    to hawk it back,you know?
    Get some leverage to it.
    Useyour arms, arcyour neck.
    ( Hawks)
    - See the range on that thing?
    - Mm-hmm.
    - ( RoseHawking)
    -Jack: Okay, go.
    ( Hawks)
    -That was better. You got to work on it.
    Reallytry and hawk it up
    and get some bodyto it,you know?
    You got to...
    ( Snorting)
    ( Swallows)
    May I introduceJack Dawson?
    Charmed, I'm sure.
    The others were gracious
    who hadsavedmylife
    likean insect--
    a dangerous insect
    which mustbesquashedquickly.
    Well,Jack, sounds likeyou're a good
    man to have around in a sticky spot.
    ( TrumpetPlayingFanfare)
    Why do they always insist on announcing
    dinner like a damn cavalry charge?
    - ( Laughs)
    - Shall we go to dress, Mother?
    Seeyou at dinner,Jack.
    Uh, son? Son!
    Doyou have the slightest comprehension
    whatyou're doing?
    Not really.
    Well,you're about to go
    into the snake pit.
    What areyou planning to wear?
    I figured. Come on.
    I was right.
    You and my son
    arejust about the same size.
    Pretty close.
    - ( Whistles)
    - You shine up like a new penny.
    ( Laughs)
    Good evening, sir.
    ( Orchestra Playing
    "On TheBeautifuIBlueDanube")
    Good evening.
    Cal: Doyou know that there are
    several thousand tons
    of Hockley steel
    in this very ship?
    - Ruth: Hmm. Which part?
    - Cal: All the right ones, ofcourse.
    Then we'll know who to hold
    accountable ifthere's a problem.
    - Where's my daughter?
    - Oh, she'll be along.
    - There is the countess.
    - Hello, my dear.
    - Good evening, Cal.
    - Cal: So good to seeyou.
    I saw that in a nickelodeon once
    and I always wanted to do it.
    ( Snickers)
    I'll seeyou at dinner.
    Darling? Surely
    you remember Mr. Dawson.
    ( Chuckles)
    Well, it's amazing.
    You could almost pass for a gentleman.
    - Almost.
    - Extraordinary.
    My dear, it's delightful to seeyou.
    What a remarkable
    voyage this is.
    - It's mad, isn't it?
    - Ruth: I loveyour perfume.
    There's the Countess of Rothes.
    And, um, that'sJohnJacob Astor--
    the richest man on the ship.
    His little wifeythere, Madeleine,
    is my age and in delicate condition.
    See how she's
    trying to hide it?
    - Quite the scandal.
    - Hmm.
    And that's Benjamin Guggenheim
    and his mistress Madame Aubert.
    Mrs. Guggenheim is at home
    with the children, ofcourse.
    And over here we have
    Sir Cosmo and Lucille Lady Duff-Gordon.
    She designs naughty lingerie,
    among her manytalents.
    Very popularwith the royals.
    Congratulations, Hockley.
    She's splendid.
    Why, thankyou.
    - Care to escort a ladyto dinner?
    - Certainly.
    - ( Chuckling)
    - Sweat pea?
    - Cal: Sweet pea.
    - Ain't nothin' to it, is there,Jack?
    Remember, they love money, sojust
    pretend likeyou own a gold mine...
    and you're in the club.
    - Hey, Astor!
    - Well, hello, Molly. Nice to seeyou.
    J.J. Madeleine,
    I'd likeyou to meetJack Dawson.
    - How doyou do?
    - Pleasure.
    Areyou ofthe Boston Dawsons?
    No-- the Chippewa Falls Dawsons,
    Oh,yes. Yes.
    Hemusthave been nervous,
    he wasone ofthem--
    Heir to a railroadfortune,
    Newmoney, obviously,
    butstilla memberofthe club.
    Mother, ofcourse,
    couldalways be countedupon.
    Tell us ofthe accommodations
    in steerage, Mr. Dawson.
    I hearthey're quite good
    on this ship.
    The best I've seen, ma'am.
    Hardly any rats.
    ( Laughter)
    Mr. Dawson isjoining us
    from the third class.
    He was ofsome assistance
    to myfiancee last night.
    It turns out that Mr. Dawson
    is quite a fine artist.
    He was kind enough to show me
    some of his worktoday.
    Rose and I differ somewhat
    in our definition offine art.
    Not to impugn yourwork, sir.
    ( Clears Throat)
    She may be mine on paper
    but in the eyes ofGod,
    she belongs to Thomas Andrews.
    ( Whispering):
    Are these all for me?
    Just start from the outside
    and workyourway in.
    He knows every rivet
    in her, don'tyou, Thomas?
    - Your ship is a wonder, truly.
    - Thankyou, Rose.
    - And how doyou takeyour caviar, sir?
    - No caviarfor me, thanks.
    Never did like it much.
    And where, exactly,
    doyou live, Mr. Dawson?
    Well, right now, my address
    is the R.M.S. Titanic.
    I'm on God's good humor.
    And how is it
    you have means to travel?
    I work myway
    from place to place--
    You know,
    tramp steamers and such.
    But I won myticket
    on Titanic here
    at a lucky hand at poker.
    A very lucky hand.
    - All life is a game of luck.
    - Mmm.
    A real man makes
    his own luck, Archie.
    - Right, Dawson?
    - Mmm.
    And you find that sort of
    rootless existence appealing, doyou?
    Well,yes, ma'am, I do.
    I mean, got everything I need
    right here with me.
    Got air in my lungs
    and a few blank sheets of paper.
    I mean, I love waking up in the morning
    not knowing what's going to happen
    orwho I'm going to meet,
    where I'm going to wind up.
    Just the other night, I was sleeping
    under a bridge, and now here I am
    on the grandest ship in the world
    having champagne with you fine people.
    - ( Laughter)
    - I'll take some more ofthat.
    I figure life's a gift,
    and I don't intend on wasting it.
    You never know what hand
    you're going to get dealt next.
    You learn to take life
    as it comes atyou. Hereyou go, Cal.
    To make each day count.
    - Well said,Jack.
    - Hear, hear!
    To making it count.
    - All: To making it count.
    - Archie: Bravo.
    ( MollyLaughing)
    Mr. Brown had no idea
    I'd hidden the money in the stove.
    ( Laughter)
    So he comes home drunk as a pig,
    celebrating and he lights a fire.
    ( Laughter)
    ( Softly): Next it'll be
    brandies in the smoking room.
    Well,join me in a brandy, gentlemen?
    ( MenAgree)
    Now they retreat into a cloud ofsmoke
    and congratulate each other
    on being masters ofthe universe.
    Ladies, thankyou for
    the pleasure ofyour company.
    Rose, may I escortyou
    backto the cabin?
    - No, I'll stay here.
    - Hereyou go, Molly.
    Joining us, Dawson?
    You don't want to stay out here
    with the women, doyou?
    No, thanks.
    I've got to be heading back.
    - Ah.
    - Probably best.
    It'll be all business
    and politics, that sort ofthing--
    Wouldn't interestyou.
    But Dawson, good ofyou to come.
    Jack, mustyou go?
    Time for me to go row
    with the other slaves.
    Good night, Rose.
    ( Clock BeginsChiming)
    ( Sighs)
    Soyou want to go
    to a real party?
    - ( Drums Pounding, Men Whooping)
    - ( PlayingLively Tune)
    Is okay I put my hand here? Okay.
    - Talla frikkensvenska?
    - What?
    ( Repeats Phrase)
    I can't understand you.
    ( GlassShatters)
    Hey! Bravo, bravo!
    - Thankyou. Come on, guys.
    - Let's go!
    I'm going to dance
    with her now, all right?
    - Come on.
    - What?
    - Come with me.
    - What?Jack--Jack, wait!
    - ( BandPlayingAtFast Tempo)
    - I can't do this.
    We're going to have to
    get a little bit closer.
    Like this.
    - ( PipesAndDrums PlayingDance Tune)
    - You're still my best girl, Cora.
    - I don't know the steps.
    - Neither do l.
    Just go with it.
    Don't think.
    - ( Laughing)
    - Hey.
    ( RoseSquealing With Delight)
    Wait! Stop,Jack!
    - Ba-ba-ba.
    - ( Dancers Whooping)
    - Rose: Wait!
    - Hey! Hey!
    ( Whooping)
    -Jack: Yeah!
    -Jack, no!
    ( Squeals, Giggling)
    ...jurisdiction ofthe Sherman Act
    so my lawyers will argue.
    That's what Rockefeller said, but
    the Supreme Court is not swallowing it.
    ( MenShoutingAndCheering,
    DrumsAndPipes Playing)
    What? You think
    a first-class girl can't drink?
    - ( Squeals)
    - Get out of here.
    - You all right?
    - ( Laughing)
    - I'm fine.
    - ( Growls)
    Two out ofthree,
    two out ofthree.
    you thinkyou're
    big, tough men?
    Let's seeyou do this.
    Hold this for me,Jack.
    Hold it up.
    ( Laughing)
    -Jesus, Mary andJoseph!
    - You all right?
    I haven't done that in years.
    Go see Maggie, lads.
    Give herthe holley! Let's go!
    Coffee, sir?
    I had hoped you would
    come to me last night.
    I was tired.
    Your exertions below decks
    were no doubt exhausting.
    I seeyou had that undertaker
    ofa manservant follow me. How typical.
    You will never behave like that
    again, Rose. Doyou understand?
    I'm not a foreman in one
    ofyour mills thatyou can command.
    I'm yourfiancee.
    Yes,you are, and mywife!
    Mywife in practice if notyet by law,
    soyou will honor me.
    You will honor me the way a wife
    is required to honor a husband.
    Because I will not be
    made out a fool, Rose.
    Is this in anyway unclear?
    - No.
    - Good.
    Excuse me.
    Miss Rose!
    - We had a little... accident.
    - That's all right, Miss Rose.
    - That's all right.
    - I'm sorry, Trudy.
    Let me helpyou.
    It's all right, miss.
    It's all right, miss.
    - Tea, Trudy.
    - Yes, ma'am.
    You're not to see that boy again,
    doyou understand me?
    - Rose, I forbid it.
    - Oh, stop it, Mother.
    You'll giveyourself
    a nosebleed.
    This is not a game.
    Our situation is precarious.
    You know the money's gone.
    Ofcourse I know it's gone.
    You remind me every day.
    Yourfather left us nothing but a legacy
    of bad debts hidden by a good name.
    That name is the only card
    we have to play.
    I don't understand you.
    It is a fine match with Hockley.
    - It will ensure our survival.
    - How can you put this on my shoulders?
    - Why areyou being so selfish?
    - I'm being selfish?
    Doyou want to see me
    working as a seamstress?
    Is that whatyou want?
    To see ourfine things
    sold at auction?
    Our memories
    scattered to the winds?
    ( Sighs)
    It's so unfair.
    Ofcourse it's unfair.
    We're women.
    Our choices are never easy.
    " Protect them byThy guardian hand "
    " From every peril
    on the land. "
    " O spirit,
    whom the Father sent "
    "To spread across
    the firmament "
    " O wind of heaven,
    byThy might "
    " Save all who dare
    the eagle's flight "
    "And keep them
    byThywatchful... "
    - Hello, Mr. Andrews.
    - Hello,Jack.
    - Sir.
    - I need to talkto somebodyfor a sec.
    You're not supposed
    to be in here.
    " ...fire and foe
    Protect them... "
    I wasjust here last night.
    You don't remember me?
    No, I'm afraid I don't.
    Nowyou're going to have to turn around.
    He'll tell you.
    I just-- I just need--
    Mr. Hockley
    and Mrs. Dewitt Bukater
    continue to be appreciative
    ofyour assistance.
    They asked me to, uh...
    giveyou this in gratitude.
    - I don't wantyour money. Please, l--
    - And also to remind you...
    thatyou hold
    a third-class ticket
    and thatyour presence here
    is no longer appropriate.
    Please, I just want
    to speakto Rose for--
    Gentlemen, will you please see that
    Mr. Dawson gets to where he belongs
    and that he stays there?
    Yes, sir.
    Come along,you.
    " Oh, hear us
    when we cryto Thee "
    " Forthose in peril
    on the sea. "
    Ruth: And why doyou have
    two steering wheels?
    We really only use
    this near shore.
    Excuse me, sir. Another ice warning.
    This one's from the Noordam.
    Thankyou, Sparks.
    Oh, not to worry.
    Quite normal forthis time ofyear.
    In fact, we're speeding up.
    I'vejust ordered
    the last boilers lit.
    Man: Okay, son,
    wind it up tight like I showed you.
    Okay, now, let it go.
    - Was good, wasn't it?
    - Quite nice.
    That's excellent, son.
    Mr. Andrews, forgive me...
    I did the sum in my head
    and with the number of lifeboats
    times the capacityyou mentioned
    forgive me, but it seems that there
    are not enough for everyone aboard.
    About half, actually.
    Rose,you miss nothing, doyou?
    ln fact, I put in these new type davits
    which can take an extra row
    of boats inside this one
    but it was thought by some
    that the deckwould looktoo cluttered
    so I was overruled.
    Waste ofdeck space as it is
    on an unsinkable ship.
    Sleep soundly,young Rose. I have built
    you a good ship, strong and true.
    She's all the lifeboatyou need.
    Just keep heading aft.
    The next stop will be the engine room.
    Come on.
    Jack, this is impossible.
    I can't seeyou.
    - I need to talktoyou.
    - No,Jack, no.
    Jack, I'm engaged.
    I'm marrying Cal.
    I love Cal.
    Rose,you're no picnic.
    All right,you're a spoiled
    little brat, even
    but underthatyou're the most
    amazingly astounding
    wonderful girl-- woman--
    that I've ever known and...
    -Jack, l...
    - No, let me try and get this out.
    You're,you're ama--
    I'm not an idiot.
    I know how the world works.
    I've got ten bucks
    in my pocket.
    I have nothing to offeryou
    and I know that.
    I understand.
    But I'm too involved now.
    Youjump, I jump, remember?
    I can't turn away
    without knowingyou'll be all right.
    That's all that I want.
    Well, I'm fine.
    I'll be fine, really.
    I don't think so.
    They've gotyou trapped, Rose
    and you're going to die
    ifyou don't breakfree--
    Maybe not right away
    becauseyou're strong, but
    sooner or laterthat fire
    that I love aboutyou, Rose...
    that fire is going to burn out.
    It's not up toyou
    to save me,Jack.
    You're right.
    Onlyyou can do that.
    I'm going back.
    Leave me alone.
    Countess: Tell Lucille about the
    disasteryou had with the stationer's.
    Well, ofcourse, the invitations
    had to be sent back twice.
    - Oh, my dear!
    - And the dreadful bridesmaid's gowns--
    Let me tell you what an odyssey
    that has been.
    Rose decided
    she wanted lavender.
    She knows I detest the color,
    so she did it onlyto spite me.
    lfonlyyou'd come to me sooner.
    Ruth saw some of my designs
    in "La Mode Illustree."
    Theywere forTrousseau ofthe Duchess
    of Malborough'syoungest daughter.
    Theywere quite charming, but I think
    you'll agree, my dear, that together
    we've created something ofa phoenix
    from the ashes.
    ( Women Laugh Politely)
    I changed my mind.
    - They said you might be--
    - Shh.
    Give meyour hand.
    Now closeyour eyes.
    Go on.
    Step up.
    Now hold on to the railing.
    - Keepyour eyes closed, don't peek.
    - I'm not.
    Step up onto the rail.
    Hold on. Hold on.
    Keepyour eyes closed.
    - ( Giggles)
    - Doyou trust me?
    I trustyou.
    All right, open your eyes.
    I'm flying!Jack!
    ( Softly):
    " Come,Josephine, myflying machine "
    " Going up, she goes "
    " Up, she goes... "
    That was the last time Titanic
    ever saw daylight.
    So we're up to dusk
    the night ofthe sinking.
    - Six hours to go.
    - Incredible.
    There's Smith and he's standing there
    and he's got the iceberg warning...
    in his fucking hand-- excuse me--
    his hand, and he's ordering more speed.
    working against him.
    He figures anything big enough
    to sinkthe ship
    they're going to see
    in time to turn
    but the ship's too big
    with too small a rudder.
    Doesn't cornerworth a damn.
    Everything he knows is wrong.
    ( Laughing)
    It's quite proper, I assureyou.
    This is the sitting room.
    - Will this light do?
    - What?
    Don't artists need good light?
    ( ln French Accent):
    That is true
    but I'm not used to working
    in such horrible conditions.
    - Doyou know his work?
    - Ofcourse.
    Look at his use ofcolor here.
    Isn't he great?
    I know, it's extraordinary.
    Cal insists on carting
    this hideous thing everywhere.
    Should we be expecting him
    anytime soon?
    Not as long as the cigars
    and brandy hold out.
    - That's nice.
    - What is it, a sapphire?
    A diamond,
    a very rare diamond.
    Jack, I wantyou to draw me like one
    ofyour French girls... wearing this.
    All right.
    Wearing onlythis.
    The last thing I need
    is another picture of me
    Iooking like a porcelain doll.
    As a paying customer...
    I expect to get what I want.
    Over on the bed--
    the couch.
    Go... Iie down.
    - Tell me when it looks right.
    - Putyour arm backthe way it was.
    Put that other arm up,
    that hand right byyourface there.
    Now, head down.
    Eyes to me,
    keep them on me.
    And tryto stay still.
    ( Exhales)
    So serious.
    I believeyou are blushing,
    Mr. Big Artiste.
    I can't imagine
    Monsieur Monet blushing.
    He does landscapes.
    Just relaxyourface.
    - Sorry.
    - No laughing.
    ( Exhales)
    My heart was pounding
    the whole time.
    It was the most erotic moment
    of my life.
    Up until then, at least.
    - So what happened next?
    - You mean, did we do it?
    Sorry, to disappointyou,
    Mr. Bodine.
    Jackwas very professional.
    ( RoseLaughing)
    Whatyou doing?
    Will you put this back
    in the safe for me?
    Would you excuse me?
    - None ofthe stewards have seen her.
    - This is absurd.
    It's a ship, there's only
    so many places she could be.
    Lovejoy, find her.
    - Clear.
    - Yes.
    I don't think I've ever seen
    such a flat calm.
    Like a mill pond.
    Not a breath ofwind.
    It will make the bergs
    harderto see
    with no breaking water
    at the base.
    Well, I'm off. Maintain speed
    and heading, Mr. Lightoller.
    Yes, sir.
    It's getting cold.
    You look nice.
    - ( KnockAtDoor)
    - Lovejoy: Miss Rose?
    My drawings!
    ( DoorCloses)
    Come on!
    - No, wait, wait!
    - Wait, wait, wait!
    Go, go! Down, down!
    Quickly, quickly!
    ( Giggling)
    - Sorry!
    - ( Giggling)
    - It's all right!
    - ( Laughing)
    Prettytough for a valet,
    this fellow.
    - Seems more like a cop.
    - I think he was.
    -Jack: Oh, shit.
    - ( RoseScreams)
    No, over here!
    ( BoilerBlasting)
    - Now what?!
    - What?!
    Hold up! What'reyou two
    doing down here?
    You shouldn't be down here!
    It could be dangerous!
    Jack: Carry on! Don't mind us.
    You're doing a greatjob!
    Keep up the good work!
    Ah, lookwhat
    we have here, huh?
    ( Rose Clears Throat)
    - ( Honks Horn )
    - Where to, miss?
    To the stars.
    You nervous?
    Putyour hands on me,Jack.
    God, it's bloody cold.
    You know, I can smell ice,
    you know, when it's near.
    - Bollocks.
    - But I can, all right!
    Murdoch: Did you everfind
    those binoculars forthe lookouts?
    Haven't seen them
    since Southampton.
    Well, I'll be on my rounds.
    You're trembling.
    Don't worry.
    I'll be all right.
    - They ran down there.
    - Right.
    Anything missing?
    I've got a better idea.
    ( RoseLaughing)
    ( Laughing)
    Did you see those guys' faces?
    Did you see the...
    When the ship docks...
    I'm getting offwith you.
    This is crazy.
    I know.
    It doesn't make any sense.
    That's why I trust it.
    ( Quietly):
    Oh,yes. Here, look at this.
    Oh, look at that, would you?
    - They're a bit warmerthan we are.
    - Well, ifthat's what it takes
    for us to get warmer I'd rather not,
    if it's all the same toyou.
    - Bugger me!
    - ( Alarm Bell Clanging)
    - ( PhoneRings)
    - Pick up,you bastards!
    ( PhoneRinging)
    - Is there anyone there?
    - Yes, what doyou see?
    - Iceberg! Right ahead!
    - Thankyou.
    Iceberg! Right ahead!
    Hard to starboard!
    Hard to starboard!
    - ( Ringing)
    - Crewman: Turn, turn! Steady!
    - ( Ringing)
    - ( Bell Clangs )
    Full astern!
    - Hard over.
    - Helm's hard over, sir.
    - ( Ringing)
    - Go, lads! Go!
    ( Men Yelling OutOrders)
    Shut all the dampers!
    Shut them!
    ( DampersSlamming)
    Hold it.
    Hold it!
    Now, engage
    the reversing engine!
    ( EngineStops)
    ( EngineRestarts)
    Why aren't theyturning?!
    - Is it hard over?!
    - Crewman: It is,yes, sir, hard over!
    ( Softly):
    Come on, come on, come on.
    It's going to hit!
    Jesus Christ.
    ( Glass Tinkling)
    - ( Softly):Jesus.
    - Hard to port!
    Hard to port!
    ( MenScreaming)
    Get back!
    ( Screaming)
    - ( Hissing)
    - ( Screams)
    - ( MetaIDoors Closing)
    - Come on, let's go!
    Get out the door!
    They're closing the doors! Get out!
    Get out! Get out! Get out!
    Get out the door! Go on!
    Go on! Come on, lads!
    Go, lads, go!
    Get out!
    ( Screams)
    ( DoorsSlamming)
    ( Softly): Oh, my God.
    That was a close shave, weren't it?
    Smell ice, can you?
    Bleeding Christ.
    Note the time
    and enter it in the log.
    What was that, Mr. Murdoch?
    An iceberg, sir.
    I put her hard to starboard
    and ran the engines full astern
    but it was too close.
    I tried to port round it
    but she hit and the...
    - Close the watertight doors.
    - Murdoch: The doors are closed, sir.
    - All stop.
    - Crewman: Aye, sir!
    ( Ringing)
    Find the carpenter.
    Get him to sound the ship.
    Yes, sir!
    Porca puttana!
    Che cazzo e?
    Come on, let's get the hell
    out of here! Come on, hurry up.
    Excuse me. Why have the engines stopped?
    I felt a shudder.
    I shouldn't worry, madam.
    We've likelythrown a propeller blade.
    That's the shudderyou felt.
    May I bringyou anything?
    No, thankyou.
    Did you see anything?
    I don't see anything now, doyou?
    ( Commotion)
    Ifthis is the direction the rats
    are going that's good enough for me.
    Crewman: Please, sir, please.
    Everything's under control.
    - You there.
    - Sir, there is no emergency.
    - Yes, there is, I have been robbed.
    - Get the master-at-arms.
    - Now,you moron!
    - Yes, sir.
    ( Men Laughing)
    Hey,you're going to miss the fun.
    Did you see what happened?
    No, I missed it.
    Apparently, it hit overthere.
    Crewman: Boiler room six
    is flooded eight feet above the plate.
    And the mail hold is worse. She's
    all buckled in in the forward hold.
    - Can you shore up?
    - Not unless the pumps get ahead.
    Haveyou seen the damage
    in the mail hold?
    - No, she's already underwater.
    - This is bad.
    We should tell
    Mother and Cal.
    I thinkthey're very good, sir.
    Don't touch anything.
    I want the entire room photographed.
    Just keep holding my hand.
    We've been looking
    foryou, miss.
    Rose ( Sighs):
    Well, here we go.
    Something serious has happened.
    Yes, it has.
    Indeed. Two things dearto me
    have disappeared this evening.
    Now that one is back I have a pretty
    good idea where to find the other.
    - Search him.
    - Takeyour coat off, sir.
    - Now what?
    - Come on.
    Cal, what areyou doing? We're in the
    middle ofan emergency. What's going on?
    - Is this it?
    - That's it.
    This is horseshit!
    - Don'tyou believe it, Rose. Don't!
    - He couldn't have.
    Ofcourse he could.
    It's easy enough for a professional.
    But I was with him the whole time.
    This is absurd.
    Perhaps he did it whileyou were putting
    your clothes back on, dear.
    Real slick, Cal.
    Rose, they put it in my pocket.
    - Shut up.
    - It isn't even your pocket, is it, son?
    Property ofA. L. Ryerson.
    - That was reported stolen today.
    - I just borrowed it.
    - I was going to return it.
    - We have an honest thief here, do we?
    You know I didn't do this, Rose.
    You know it.
    Don'tyou believe them, Rose.
    You know I didn't do it.
    - Come on, let's go.
    - You know I didn't do it, Rose. Rose!
    Come on, son.
    There's a good lad.
    - Come on.
    - You know I didn't do it! You know me!
    Most unfortunate, Captain.
    Water... 1 4 feet above
    the keel in ten minutes--
    In the forepeak, in all three holds
    and in the boiler room six.
    - That's right, sir.
    - When can we get underway, damn it?
    That's five compartments.
    She can stay afloat with the first
    four compartments breached
    but not five-- not five.
    As she goes down bythe head
    the water
    will spill overthe tops of bulkheads
    at E deckfrom one to the next.
    Back and back.
    There's no stopping it.
    The pumps--
    Ifwe opened the doors--
    The pumps buyyou time,
    but minutes only.
    From this moment,
    no matterwhat we do
    Titanicwill founder.
    But this ship can't sink.
    She's made of iron, sir.
    I assureyou, she can...
    and she will.
    It is a mathematical certainty.
    How much time?
    An hour. Two at most.
    And how many aboard,
    Mr. Murdoch?
    Well, I believeyou may get
    your headlines, Mr. Ismay.
    Oh, it is a little slut, isn't it? Will
    you look at me when I'm talking toyou.
    ( KnockAtDoor)
    - Mr. Hockley?
    - Not now, we're busy.
    Sir, I've been told to askyou to please
    put on your lifebelts and come up to--
    I said not now.
    I'm sorryto inconvenienceyou,
    Mr. Hockley, but it's Captain's orders.
    Now, please, dress warmly.
    It's quite cold out tonight.
    Now, may I suggest
    topcoats and hats.
    - This is ridiculous.
    - Not to worry, miss.
    I am sure
    it'sjust a precaution.
    Everybody up!
    Lifebelts on!
    - ( MenScreaming Orders)
    - What's heyelling about?
    Everybody up!
    Putyour lifebelts on!
    - What's the ruckus?
    -Just putyour lifebelts on!
    That's right-- C.QD.
    The distress call.
    That's our position.
    ( Sighs)
    Tell whoever responds
    that we're going down bythe head.
    We need immediate assistance.
    Keep lowering!
    Keep lowering!
    ( Crewman Yelling OutOrders)
    Mr. Wilde! Mr. Wilde,
    where are the passengers?
    We moved them back inside.
    It's too damn cold and noisyforthem.
    You there!
    (Blows Whistle)
    Get down here and
    help with these lines.
    ( Orchestra Playing
    "Alexander's RagtimeBand")
    ( People Conversing)
    Care for a drink, sir?
    - Crewman: Please putyour lifebelts on.
    - Hey, sonny, what's doing?
    You got us all trussed up here
    and now we're cooling our heels.
    Sorry, ma'am.
    Let me go and find out.
    I don't think anybody knows
    what the hell's going on around here.
    It's the goddamned English
    doing everything bythe book.
    There's no need for language,
    Mr. Hockley.
    Go back and turn
    the heaters on in our rooms.
    I'd like a cup oftea
    when I return.
    Yes, ma'am.
    Mr. Andrews.
    I saw the iceberg
    and I see it in your eyes.
    Please tell me the truth.
    The ship will sink.
    - You're certain.
    - Yes, in an hour or so....
    all this will be
    at the bottom ofthe Atlantic.
    - What?
    - Please, tell onlywhoyou must?
    I don't want to
    be responsible for a panic
    and get to a boat quickly,
    don't wait.
    You rememberwhat I told you
    about the boats?
    I understand.
    Over here, sir.
    Sir, they need you
    up in the second-class purser's office.
    - There's a big mob up there.
    - Go on, I'll keep an eye on him.
    Aye, right.
    Sir! Carpathia says
    they're making 1 7 knots.
    Full steam forthem, sir.
    She's the onl

    1. Jamie


      I always loved Lion King. good read

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  8. Small side note, had you of read the FAQ it would of answered this question for you, I would suggest taking a look at that while you are at it.
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    2. Aiko
    3. Castiel


      I love you too, Jamie.

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  10. Haha, good luck with this chief, I'm glad to see you making a group again.